[McDunkin]

1.All the threads made before this morning are locked forever.

2.When a girl wants to talk on the phone for hours but says nothing that was too important to be said through text.

3.The “new” members that have been showing up just to make a handful of stupid threads,only to disappear forever

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

And Don’t get the respect to at least sparking some interesting debate….

I also saw that I was being singled out for doing the same thing everybody else does…Whats that word again…..HypnoToadical

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1. I can’t lift weights or do anything strenuous for a week.

2. I can’t eat anything hot or hard until Thursday.

3. My niece came over and “ate” the rest of my Cinnabon cereal. Ate is in quotes because she just took a big-ass bowl and poured the rest of the cereal in there, only to eat 1/4 of it and leave the rest soaked in milk overnight.

[butidonthavemoney]

The next entry to Popcorn Story Dos is pretty weak. Mostly dialouge. I’m just putting it out so we can try to get it rolling again. I’ll put it out tomorrow when more people are online. Hooray.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I got you, no money. I got you.

“Adventures in tli232’s Basement” should be up tomorrow, as well. I was going to make it one big post, but now I’m just gonna make it a series.

[llperez]

im bothered by the fact gary colemans wife went in and took pictures of his dead body at the hospital and is now putting thme up for sale a week later. Seriously what the fuck.

Im bothered by my 5 month old pit bulls new found fondness for birds. Today she brought in her 3rd dead bird and dropped it on the floor. How the heck does a pit bull catch birds? Then, a few hours later, i look out the window into the backyard, and she is circling the yard going full speed just feet behind a bird that was flying just above ground. All it needed was to be in slow mo with some national geographic music.

im botherd that the pac 10 might expand. I like it the way it is just fine.

and sorry to hear about your teeth ojj. Is getting your wisdom teeth pulled common? I got to keep mine becasue they said i had enough room when i was a kid.

[DanEboyParticipant]

I am bothered that nothing is bothering me today.

I must be in for sh.it storm tomorrow.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

It’s not really common. I had four of them, and I had the first one pulled when I was 15. I’m 20, and I’m down to two now. My dentist wants to remove the last two soon because she thinks that they’ll eventually get infected like the first two, but they aren’t bothering me now, so I’m not gonna have them removed at this point in time.

[DanEboyParticipant]

I got all 4 of mine yanked when I was 17. 2 of them were impacted so the dentist had to break them apart first…that was awesome. I swear the nurse had her foot in my mouth to keep it open and the dentist was using a jackhammer.

Good luck with that OJJ.

Also, I drove home which is a terrible idea. When I got home I fell asleep face down on the bed and woke up almost choking to death on blood. After about 3 days I just pulled the stitches out of my mouth and handed them to the dentist when I went back. I am beginning to think that he wasn’t a real dentist.

[McDunkin]

1. http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/8619/2204355.swf

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Anyone who doesn’t laugh at that doesn’t have a sense of humor.

Back on subject…….

1) N.J. Transit screws me over once again. I missed my first job interview in 18 months because the bus that I was supposed to take didn’t feel like showing up. I was supposed to take two buses. I would get off of the second bus, then walk a mile to the interview. In an effort to make sure that the bus wouldn’t screw me over, I took the first bus an hour early, which caused me to show up for the second bus an hour early. It didn’t work out because neither bus showed up.

2) While I was waiting for the phantom bus, a woman with mis-matching Clogs kept talking to herself. She had a hoodie pulled over her ears, so I thought that she was talking on a blue-tooth, but when she pulled back the hoodie, there was no blue-tooth on either ear.

[DanEboyParticipant]

Why are almost all of the topics in the ‘off topic’ section locked?

Our days are numbered here aren’t they? I am going out in a blaze if they are.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Every topic that was created a while back (including “John Wall Fails Drug Test”) has been locked. I can’t take being without that topic for much longer.

This is worse than the time Mr. Miyagi made me break 6 pieces of ice.

[butidonthavemoney]

They changed my schedule, so I have to work on draft-day.

I was going to throw a virtual thing blog type of draft party.

I was going to invite all of you guys, and broadcast what we were saying and doing.

tli232 and Quincey were going to provide the comic relief.

A monkey was involved.

Quincey was going to argue with the monkey about Derrick Favors for over 20 minutes.

I’m so sad…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That argument would have gone well with my buffalo wings.

[butidonthavemoney]

Oh well. Looks like that project is scrapped.

You need to bring us more of those sweet, sweet Adventures in tli232’s Basement moogies.

Bring us the moogies…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I’m working on it…

[butidonthavemoney]

Well work faster. I’m the mod and therefore I have absolute control over you.

Just talked to Aran. He said the old topics were locked because spammers kept bumping them up to the front of forum. Good idea, but I’m asking him if we can at least unlock a few classics (John Bryant Facts, John Wall Fails Drug Test, Popcorn Dos, Ect…)

[DanEboyParticipant]

How are things at the office nomoney?

You and Aran do much water cooler talk?

What is tli’s cubicle like?

Is the fridge stuffed with chicken parm sam’ iches?

Do Adi and Aran have bunkbeds there?

Is there a list on the wall of banned users?

What does it smell like there?

Does Aran show off his Jordan Jumpman tattoo a lot?

Is there a nerf basketball hoop hanging from one of the doors?

Are there cheesy motivational posters hanging on the walls? If so, what kind?

Do you have an ocean view?

Is there casual Friday’s? Or do you have to wear a suit all week?

Do you have an assistant to fetch you coffee and copies?

Is there an office sl.ut?

Do you and Aran ever just go up to the roof to talk about stuff?

Are there staff meetings? If so, how often?

Do you all hang out at a local bar afterwards with your ties undone?

Company car?

401K?

Can you answer these 21 questions please? < make that 22

[butidonthavemoney]

How are things at the office nomoney? Pretty crazy. Aran left for Europe and he put tli232 in charge. He’s been blasting an old Miley Cyrus album in his office ALL week. I don’t even think he likes it, but he can’t figure out how to turn the volume down. We all offered to help, but he said that only bosses and Ivy-grads could step into the Office of Magic (he named it).

You and Aran do much water cooler talk? Not recently, but we did play an intense game of paper football once.

What is tli’s cubicle like? He is in Aran’s office until he comes back, but he has spent some serious time in turning his cubicle into a fort. He likes playing Cowboys and Indians by himself. He gets dressed up and everything.

Is the fridge stuffed with chicken parm sam’ iches? No. The only thing that’s in the fridge is Redbull and alligator meat that somebody bought as a joke in Christmas of 2008. Nobody wants to eat it or throw it out.

Do Adi and Aran have bunkbeds there? No, they share one bed. Adi wants me to mention that it’s a big bed, and they have at least six inches of space between them.

Is there a list on the wall of banned users? Yes, along with their height, weight, wingspans and IP numbers.

What does it smell like there? Rancid alligator meat (not too bad), and gunpowder.

Does Aran show off his Jordan Jumpman tattoo a lot? No, but he has showed me his tan lines a few more times than I’m comfortable with…

Is there a nerf basketball hoop hanging from one of the doors? Yes. The garbage cans too. 

Are there cheesy motivational posters hanging on the walls? If so, what kind? Only one, but it is too graphic to talk about.

Do you have an ocean view? We have no view. Our office is in the center of four other offices.

Is there casual Friday’s? Or do you have to wear a suit all week? No dress code at all. We could come in naked if we want. Nobody has, but rgiller told us that tli232 dances naked afterhours in Aran’s office sometimes.

Do you have an assistant to fetch you coffee and copies? No, but I’m looking to hire. Interested?

Is there an office sl.ut? Maybe Gatorheels, but not really.

Do you and Aran ever just go up to the roof to talk about stuff? No.

Are there staff meetings? If so, how often? We’ve only had two. One was Mollom video broadcasting his will. I’m afraid I can’t say anything more about that one. The other was to find out who in the office was chewing on everybody’s pencils. Guess who it was…

Do you all hang out at a local bar afterwards with your ties undone? I’m only 19. So maybe everybody else does.

Company car? We all ride the Trimet.

401K? HA!

Can you answer these 21 questions please? < make that 22 I guess so.

[DanEboyParticipant]

You are money nomoney…..

And no, I am not interested. I sell wind chimes off the side of the highway. Soooo yeah, I am doing that now.

[McDunkin]

wakka wakka nomoney, wakka wakka

[DanEboyParticipant]

Hey guys…I made my first youtube video today. Be honest and tell me what you think. I wish to be a meteorologist someday.

[McDunkin]

well Daneboy…there are so many positives that i think it would be easier to start with the negatives…you gotta smile more man and try to speak up a little more.

my uncle Arthur use to be a meteorologist maybe he could hook you up with his new station

[DanEboyParticipant]

This is my hero.

[butidonthavemoney]

tli232’s cousin, gli232 used to be a weatherman…

[DanEboyParticipant]

I tried sportscasting once….they never asked me back.

[LeroyJenkinsParticipant]

lol i always thought gli232 was the “boom there goes the dynamite” kid

[butidonthavemoney]

Maybe I was wrong. gli232 remains a mystery… Who is he?

[McDunkin]

speaking of past proffesions i found footage of butidonthavemoney when he was a wrestler…and before the “100 feet rule” he has to follow around elementary schools

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

My step-uncle was a newscaster… until he was let go for having sex with one of his interns. I don’t think that this other incident helped him much, either.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Now for a classic:

[DanEboyParticipant]

I wanna have a beer with the Winnebago guy.

[McDunkin]

OJJ, that kills mine

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That had me in tears, McDunkin. I watched it four times in a row.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) My first day back on the court… and I get elbowed in the mouth. My teeth were numb for about 10 minutes. I was scared sh-tless; I though a few of them were gonna fall out.

2) I got a job this morning, but I’m only gonna work 10-15 hours a week for $7.50 an hour. It sucks the big one.

3) I played ball for 5 hours, and now I have no energy to lift. I was gonna lift before I left home, but I just sat on the computer for an hour while watching funny videos and eating Corn Flakes.

[Michael.S.Participant]

1. Missed my final because I forgot to write down the test date on my schedule

2. My dog pissed on my pillow.

3. I can no longer find that sour altoids gum I used to buy all the time. Even looked on ebay

[butidonthavemoney]

Who were you before you changed your name?

[DanEboyParticipant]

By the number of posts I am guessing that is mikenike

[butidonthavemoney]

OJJ and DanEboy, are you guys on Facebook?

If not can you make an account?

If not, then I’ll just have to e-mail you, and that would make things much harder for me…

I need to talk to the two of you in private… It’s important…

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

fudddddddddddge

[butidonthavemoney]

Both of you are online, so stop ignoring me or I’ll blank your blank’s blank with another blank before I blank the blank of your blank with an automated blank. Then blank the blank to the max, even if it’s not edible…

[McDunkin]

1.nobody wants to talk to mcdunkin in private

[butidonthavemoney]

Oh McDunkin… Do you have a Facebook?

I can substitute one of the ignorers out for you…

EDIT: Now McDunkin’s ignoring me…

[McDunkin]

my email is [email protected]

[DanEboyParticipant]

Just ‘woof’ me.

Seriously, I am not on FB yet. Just shoot me an email.

[email protected]

[butidonthavemoney]

You’re my substitute. If I can’t get one of these clowns, I’ll e-mail you.

And set up a temporary Facebook account. You don’t have to put a picture up, or use your real name or anything like that. You can delete it afterwards, but I need people who have Facebook.

EDIT: DanEboy, I’m sending you an e-mail right now.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) This morning, a guy I was playing basketball against got mad at me because I hummed the “Guile Theme” a few times while I was playing defense against him. To make it worse, I would yell “Sonic BOOM!” after every one of my 5 blocks. He looked like he wanted to punch me in the face, and he kept elbowing me in my ribs while he was trying to box me out. He didn’t even shake my hand after the game. I don’t know what happened; everybody else I’ve done that against found it hilarious. I mean, come on. How do you not laugh at this?

2) I only got five hours of sleep.

3) I had to wait almost half-an-hour at Sonic’s drive-in. I saw license plates from New Jersey, New York, Pennsylvania, and even Ohio, which is weird because I’m sure that the last two states have a few Sonic restaurants.

4) I can’t open “The Pirate Bay.”

[DanEboyParticipant]

Nomoney….if this is about your sister….it was all OJJ’s idea.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I’m late to the party.

DanEboy, you have to stop putting stuff in my drinks. Just because I like Mike’s Hard Lemonade doesn’t mean you have to put something in it to “make it manly.” It’s fine just the way it is.

[butidonthavemoney]

DanEboy, did you get my e-mail?

OrangeJuiceJones. Make with the Facebook page or e-mail address STAT!!!

[McDunkin]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

E-Mail address: [email protected]

[DanEboyParticipant]

nomoney, I replied back.

OJJ, Mike’s Hard Lemonade??? Really?? And when a girl says she is ‘old enough’ …never believe her.

[butidonthavemoney]

It’s all starting to come together nicely…

BWAHAHAHA

OJJ, I sent you an e-mail.

DanEboy, I responded.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Yahoo picked an excellent time to stop opening.

Yeah, really, DanEboy. For your information, she had a driver’s license that proved she was of legal age. As a matter of fact, I have it in my wallet for some reason…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Is it me, or does Snake’s grunting syncronize with the music?

My favorite one is below.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtDYU9VGqbo&feature=related

[butidonthavemoney]

Yo, OJJ. You didn’t get the e-mail?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I got it, and I replied. Finally.

[DanEboyParticipant]

I once woke up in some lady’s apartment after one too many drinks and she proceeded to hand over my credit and debit cards. Then she told me that ‘he’ would be home soon so I should leave.

I miss her.

[McDunkin]

It wasnt Gloria James again was it?

[Michael.S.Participant]

I am mikenike

[email protected] or gmail.com

[butidonthavemoney]

Sorry, McDunkin is already the sub.

I still love ya, man.

OrangeJuiceJones, how’s that Facebook account coming along???

[Michael.S.Participant]

I hate you

you p.o.c.m.f.b

[butidonthavemoney]

Yo, are you doing it?

We’ve all been waiting for like 20 minutes.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I’m so confused. I forgot everything.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Never mind, I’m down.

Quincey’s not gonna like this. He’s not gonna like this at all…

[Michael.S.Participant]

Hey, are you guys up to no good?

if so, i want in!

[McDunkin]

OJJ i cant get Guiles song out of my head thanks to those videos especially that MGS one, and i replied to that e-mail

[Michael.S.Participant]

Come on, I feel left out. Am i not good enough?

[McDunkin]

jammin i still have no idea whats going on so your not alone

[Michael.S.Participant]

Dude, yes you do! If i dont find out in 7:00 minutes I might have to call my buddy in Iraq to show you guys one of his toys

[Michael.S.Participant]

I am a LEGEND on this site. I deserve R.E.S.P.E.C.T…I dont know why they aint givin none to me

[McDunkin]

im being honest man i was just told to send butidonthavemoney $78 through paypal and to start an account on pizza hut.com

[Michael.S.Participant]

Please tell me you didn’t send him 78 smackeroos? I don’t believe you. Pizza Hut?

[Michael.S.Participant]

Clock is ticking, guys. 3 minutes till my buddy Oshmellya clicks his shiny red button.

[Charlie SheenParticipant]

Kobe Bryant acting as if nothin ever bothers him do you see his press conferences well Boston takes him down ten notches tomorrow night

All the fake sports fan who only have a favorite team when the Superbowl or Finals is on

The blind guy at the bus stop who knows everytime I walk across the street for god sake he’s blind how does he know I’m there

The girl that calls my phone when my girl is with me……………she’s gonna get us caught

The lady at Wal-mart who’s in front of the line and complains about every price of every thing man I’m happy they bothered me

My little brother sleeps in my bed and always sleeps at an angle so I’m usually hanging off the bed and cant get good rest until he goes to school in the morning the problem is school’s over on friday so I guess I’ll be sleeping in

[McDunkin]

Mikenike, honestly dude, i have no idea whats going on…i swear

[Michael.S.Participant]

do you believe in God?

[butidonthavemoney]

Both of you missed it…

Both of my subs disappeared when I needed them…

It’s too late now…

The lesson in all of this is… HAVE A FRIGGIN’ FACEBOOK ACCOUNT!!!

Anywayz, just live your life like none of this ever happened.

[McDunkin]

well that sucks…back to posting gifs it is

[Michael.S.Participant]

Butidonthavemoney. I am disappointed in you, I thought we were cool. Now I know that whenever I have a master plan I will just invite tli, spencer, and fizer. None of you fools!

[butidonthavemoney]

We can do something cool together…

You guys like ice cream?

[McDunkin]

that pedobear magic wont work on mikenike

[Michael.S.Participant]

No. fu.ck you and your ice cream! I will never forgive you! Go kobe yourself

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I got some Popsicles in my freezer…

[butidonthavemoney]

All we did was tip over a few cows, make some prank phone calls and leave a big cut-out of Derrick Favors in Quincey’s driveway…

[Michael.S.Participant]

^ good, take em and shove em

[McDunkin]

see what happens without the John Wall Fails thread we attack eachother instead of tli and quincey

[Michael.S.Participant]

I wouldn’t even play ding-dong ditch on quincey with out you guys before. You ruined it. Fu.ck you all.

[butidonthavemoney]

I’ve actually convinced Aran that the John Wall Fails Drug Test topic needs to be re-opened. I also got him to agree to re-open John Bryant Facts and NBADraft.net Popcorn Story Numero Dos…

[McDunkin]

you are truly a mod of the people

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That’s good. I can’t find the latest chapter of Popcorn Story Dos.

It wasn’t all fun tonight, mikenike. Our plan of leaving ice cream all over Quincey’s floor with his heat turned all the way up failed miserably.My ice cream truck broke down, so we each had to carry a 50 pound tub of ice cream back to my house. We’re lucky it was only two blocks away, but my arms still feel like spaghetti.

[Michael.S.Participant]

I am going to sleep now, with revenge on my mind. I just wanna leave on one note: Butidonthavemoney, your new team needs story fuc.kin sucks chimp balls

[butidonthavemoney]

I only wrote one of the Team Needs articles…

I did write the 2010: Year of the Forwards article that’s up right now. Even managed to get a John Bryant joke past the Draft.net censors…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) I got negative feedback in Modern Warfare 2 for using an M-16. I bet whoever did it is just mad that I got the game-winning kill.

2) I lost my temper while I was playing basketball because I let this kid get under my skin. He grabbed the ball after I grabbed a rebound, wrestled me to the ground by locking elbows with me, then he called a travel on ME. The next play, he goes baseline on me, but my defensive positioning was perfect, so he forced a shot over the backboard. About 5 seconds after I outlet the ball, he yells, “Foul!”

A few plays later, I took two dribbles down the middle of the lane with my left, hop-step past two defenders and lay it in, and the same kid called a travel on my hop-step because it’s an “illegal move.” After that, I just threw the ball to the other end of the court and left.

[McDunkin]

1. Im getting super lazy about these summer classes i decided to take, and i regret even signing up for them.

2. I really cant play games that involve shooting but dont have auto aim.

3. Im out of .gifs

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

i got pulled over

i have a test monday for my summer class

i have to buy my gf a bday present and im broke

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) It was a nearly perfect day outside, and who shows up to play ball? Nobody.

2) My guide hand is messing up my shot again. It’s been months since I’ve had this problem, and now I just can’t seem to get rid of it.

3) Manute Bol passed away.

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

i still have a test on monday and i havent studied

i bought my gf a present now im more broke

im on here instead of studying

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) One of my friends was arguing with his girlfriend — outside of my house. He doesn’t even live around here, and neither does she.

2) I threw away 200 hard-earned dollars on the new iPhone. The only reason I even want it is because I can’t stop hearing about it. I can’t believe I fell for all the hype.

3) My dog farted in my face while I was sleeping.

4) I had 6 sliders, and they’re not agreeing with my stomach.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

They censor f.a.r.t? Wow…..

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

i am bothered that they censor f.a.rt

[The Scare Crow ReturnsParticipant]

F.A.R.T in tli’s punch bowl

[McWinningParticipant]

fart you.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) This girl raked me across the face while I was going for a rebound, which subsequently opened a small cut above my left eye. Also, someone inavertendly elbowed me in my lower back. It hurt like a mug for a while, but this little 5’4 guy kept laying it up over me because I couldn’t jump. When the pain finally subsided, I jumped as high as I could and spiked his shot.

2) A guy who works at 7-11 promised me free food if I made sure that we won every game. I went to 7-11 after 5 wins, and he wasn’t there. I want my damn Buffalo Chicken Taquitos, Welch’s grape soda and Ruffles’ Cheddar & Sour Cream potato chips, dammit!

3) I’m too lazy to make a mock draft.

4) I still can’t get my hands on Red Dead Redemption. I’m seriously thinking about borrowing it from someone for a couple of days — or weeks. I’ve heard nothing but great things about this game.

[Michael.S.Participant]

GOOD thing- I finished summer school

One bad thing- Starting June 28th I might be gone for a month going to a basketball camp, so that means none of you guys. I might sneak the laptop though. ha. As a matter of fact I think I might have to… Can’t miss a whole month of yyou guys

Anyways bad things that happened to me today….

The candystore sold out of my butter crunch cookies…I have been addicted to those lately.

re-re-re-re sprained my ankle. The same one every single time. I think its time I put something on it.

i stood at the bus stop for my final test for the year for nearly 30 minutes. Then the bus finally comes and I realize I lost my metro card, so I ask the guy if I could get on anyways and he says no… I then have to go back home get 20 dollars out of my inventory and call a cab, at this point I am already 15 minutes late for a hugenormous test. thankfully the proctor let me come in 25 mins late.

my mother bought me a pastrami sammich for lunch only for me to find out it had some white sufff on it. It must have been some dressing or something. Fed it to my dog. I had to wait till 7 oclock to eat dinner.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Good luck at camp, mikenike. Don’t hog the ball; coaches don’t like that.

1) My Xbox Live connection was lagging like crazy. I missed at least 10 kills on account of lag. There were a few times where I would shoot a guy, but he wouldn’t die and the screen would freeze. About 10 seconds later, it would show a kill-cam.

2) I’m thinking about taking a course to become a Pharmacy Technician, but my two main options are an online school for $900 or a four-month course for $1200. Meanwhile, it only costs $200 to get a Security Guard certification. I could just order the flash cards and study guide for $60, but something tells me that’s a bad idea.

3) My friends won’t stop bothering me about my lack of communication with the opposite sex. I normally don’t let other people’s opinions of me dictate my actions or my mood, but this is really starting to piss me off.

[McDunkin]

1. I used my phone(a beat up sidekick) to log in to the site monday and for some reason a logout button never shows so i have been online ever sine

2. I have used 3 of my 5 “sick days” from my morning class to go to the gym

3. I was playing Red Dead online and a gang of what sounded like 12 year old British kids were calling me a F***** nonstop because i used a sniper to kill them

4. Myspace used to be a place to pick up girls easy…but now the only friend request i get are from sex offender cases waiting to happen.

5. Im way too cheap to buy an iphone

6. Im still pissed that i was one Derrick favors joke away from being apart of the All Star mock

7. Its too damn hot in Georgia

[DanEboyParticipant]

1. It has rained everyday here in Chicago for 2 weeks.

2. I have been on Facebook for a week and I am sick of it already. I have caught up with everyone and now realize why I never stayed in contact with most of them.

3. I have writer’s block.

4. I burnt my last 2 Eggo waffles last night.

5. I quit my job when I left Milwaukee 8 months ago…went back last month…still sucks. They pay me great and since I have been there for 12 years, I can do pretty much whatever I want. Still don’t want to work though.

6. I can’t wait for the draft to be over so all of the ‘mock drafts’ can disappear. Of course, they will only be replaced with the ‘super early 2011 mock draft’ douchebags

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) A girl got mad at me because I wouldn’t play her one-on-one. She asked me to play while I was doing my form shooting drill. She wanted to play up to 16, but I declined and said “5” instead. She has a pretty good outside shot, but I have about 4 years, 7 inches and 70 pounds on her. It would have been a waste of my energy if we played a long game.

2) I asked 12 people I know if I could borrow Red Dead Redemption, and they all said no. Several of them looked at me as if I was mentally ill.

3) This 6’9 guy that was on my team doesn’t know that he’s 6’9. He kept trailing up the court to shoot threes, and he missed them all (0-15 over three games). To make matters worse, he kept yelling at everybody because they wouldn’t hustle back on defense after one of his bricks.

[DanEboyParticipant]

Maybe the girl didn’t want to play “one on one” in basketball OJJ….

I need a new outlet to get my words out there….the site I write for sucks….no one cares.

[butidonthavemoney]

But at least you are a Forum All Star…

[DanEboyParticipant]

Nomoney…convince Aran to add baseball….or more writers.

Chat him up at the water cooler….something casual to start out like parm sandwiches or the new hottie in accounting. Then toss my name out there like, “just sayin’…I think adding more sports to the site would be great for revenue.”

Or, “I think we need more basketball writers…like MVP races and power polls…and funny humor articles.”

Then pat him on his ass, walk away, and say, “Think about it….” Then when you are about 10 feet away, and about to go into your plush velvety office, turn around, and give him the finger point, followed by a wink and a ‘click’ sound.

Then yell at your secretary, “hold my calls!!” and then slam your door shut.

[butidonthavemoney]

I wanted to do everything you said, but I kept forgetting what step was next so I was running back and forth from my computer. It didn’t look nearly as smooth as I had hoped.

To make matters worse, tli232 was playing "Super Chair Spin" next to us and threw up all over Aran.

Needless to say, I don’t think my request was processed.

[butidonthavemoney]

I want to watch the old school Power Rangers episodes (they are hilarious, corny and awesome), and I found a site where you can download all of them. But the mods have a rule that you have to be an "Advanced Member" to have access to them.

The site is run by Nazis. They have banned people for not using correct grammer, pretending to be a mod or not posting for a while. All posts have to be lengthy. And on top of everything, the people (not a lot because everybody gets BANNED) don’t seem to like me. As I mentioned in my intro that I was only joining for the downloads.

Anybody want to join with me?

[OhCanada-Participant]

I tore a legiment in my knee at work.I work in my complex doing maitnaince.I was working on my mothers fence and I fell in a whole and blew out my knee. I finished the job that day and gave the money to my mother. Now I have no knee to work with and my mom wants to kick me out. I was supposed to be working to colelct money for college.I lost my health card and birth certificate so the money will come out of my pocket because the job was under the table.Now I have to nut up work with a torn legiment to pay rent and pay to get my torn legiment fixed.True story no shiit…Hows that for bothered?

[butidonthavemoney]

Yeah… That’s kinda bothering…

But I can’t watch the Power Rangers!!!

[llperez]

im pissed, someone stole my registration tags off my license plate. I should have sliced them when i put them on. Dirty motherfockers.

It’s middle of the summer and it has been overcast as hell here for over a week.

 

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) I played ball for the first time in a week, and I couldn’t do anything right. I was pushing the ball when I shot it, and I kept letting people score on me. I haven’t played that poorly in years.

2) Someone stepped on my toe while I was going for a rebound, and now I feel a throbbing sensation of pain.

3) My second-favorite pizzeria closed down. I drove by there today, and I saw a huge “For Lease” sign in the window.

4) My Pharmacy Technician exam review textbook has been in Aurora, Illinois since June 29th.

5) My P90X videos keep skipping and freezing.

[butidonthavemoney]

Stupid Power Rangers Mods keep deleting my posts…

I had to work an 11 hour shift today…

P90x is a lot harder than I thought it would be…

[llperez]

You all talk about p90x like it is what is next/ but I pour that shit in my bowl with milk like it was some cereal breakfast/ab crunches, ab crunches, doin sit ups while eatin on some cap’n crunches, I like my toast with cinamon but not in bunches/ Get this all, get this all, perez got some fingers like a neanderthal/ pounding the keyboard like kobe and that dude named gasol/ One uping me is as likely as Arenas passing to john wall/ Ha ha, hahaha, lol wtf, hahaha/ rapping about what makes me mad today is like la-ti-da/ Want some knowledge hit up mr iggy aka mr 7000, Or want some laughs hit up ojj, he is always clownin/ Aran reading this, i think he might be frowin/ dont worry though, your site is safe, cause aint no one around this/ Off topic forum, off topic forum, there like 5 dudes who even readin this/ a break from bball knowledge, john brynat would be pissed if he found this/

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) Once again, I waited until the last minute to do my homework, and now I’m stuck in front of a computer, banging my head against the keyboard while I try to write a 500-word essay. This should be cake for me, but the words just aren’t flowing. I’m so sick of college. All my life, my parents have been telling me to go to college, despite my struggles/blatant disinterest in grade school. If I find a full-time job that pays me enough money to have my own apartment before I graduate, then I’m gonna drop out. There’s no way I’m going into thousands of dollars in debt over this crap.

2) It rained about 20 minutes after I got to the park.

[McDunkin]

I know exactly how you feel OJJ and for some crazy reason i thought when i transferred to a bigger school that has dorms instead of living with my parents that the problem would get better…My laziness has made me better at copying & pasting & editing than it has at actually being able to write a paper thats longer than 2 pages on my own

[McWinningParticipant]

1)Ultimate frisbee yesterday in the rain with a bunch of people.

unfortunately the disk was slippery and i dropped a couple touchdowns….. so pissed.

2)Inception got a bad review finally, whos the idiot?

3)We didnt pick up the drumset our family bought… i MIGHT HAVE TO WAIT TILL TOMORROW TO PLAY THE DRUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[McDunkin]

For almost the last year my total phone bill dues has been around $150. Since im cheap, i have been paying half of that every month and kept telling myself i would pay the total next time. Well it finally caught up to me. Because i paid the half online yesterday morning, but i guess it was too late because its cut off this morning.

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

Hows P90X workin for you OJJ? I was thinking about giving it a shot

[McDunkin]

Headphones…i have a total of 5 laying around my room and all have one earpiece that doesnt work

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

Im bothered that OJJ didnt answer my question. Last time I ever talk to him!

[butidonthavemoney]

It’s hard. Most workouts are between an hour and an hour and a half.

You also have to buy a bunch of extra stuff like a pull-up bar, a gym mat and resistance bands.

If you want real results, you have to follow the diet plan too.

It’s a big commitment.

[McDunkin]

Im in memphis for the week …who won the awards?

xoxo

Mcdunkin

[butidonthavemoney]

I’m waiting on Lemon who is designing the awards.

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

Thing is, I’m 6′ 165… Not lookin to lose weight, nor gain too much. Want to stay cut and get into better shape–Will P90X help with that or is it more geared for weight loss? The thing that intrigues me the most about it is it’s difficulty, I enjoy a challenge, and the fact that a wide variety of types of exercises appear to be invovled

[butidonthavemoney]

I’m 6’1" 160. It’s pretty much for anybody who wants to get in better shape.

You already have to be in good shape to do the workouts or else they will DESTROY YOU. This isn’t for fat, lazy people. This is for people who are in good shape and want to get in EXTREMELY good shape.

They even have a workout called doubles, which is more designed for professional athletes and the like.

Even if you aren’t looking to lose weight, you should still follow the diet plan. Which sucks for me, because I’m at about 4% body fat and no matter what I eat it won’t go any higher.

It is pretty hardcore. If you are looking to get more cut, I would definitely recommened P90x.

[OhCanada-Participant]

My dicks small.

[SpencerIsHawesome2Participant]

if you want somethin bigger to play with, get the shake weight

[wd40rocksParticipant]

1) I work at a diner and a bunch of small cups went missing, someone got the bright idea that they were in a dumpster, guess who they sent out to find them.
2) On the same day at work, after a year+ working there I finally got a raise, then the guy I work with-who has a learning disablility and has only worked for three months-got MORE of a raise than me.
3) I’ve let my music skills get rusty as hell.
4) The Iowa basketball team is gonna suck for a least 2 more years.
5) Can’t afford a car.
6) I live in Iowa.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

1) When I woke up this morning, my legs were beyond sore, so I pulled a “15 more minutes”; It turned into two hours. When I finally dragged my ass out of bed, I had 10 minutes to catch the bus to class — no shower, no picking out clothes, none of that. I smelled like genuine body odor, and my hair itched.

2) I made it to the bus stop on time, but the bus driver had better things to do. The bus runs once every 30 minutes, but it took an hour-and-a-half before one showed up. Needless to say, I didn’t get to class on time.

3) I have to e-mail a book review by midnight, and I have writer’s block. Well….. I don’t really have writer’s block; I just didn’t thoroughly read the book. I’m gonna do a crappy job on it and re-write it once he gives me a C. Getting a zero on it would instantly eliminate any chance I have at passing the course.

4) I have no idea how I’m gonna pay for college once I transfer to a four-year school. I don’t have a lot of money saved up because I’ve been using it to pay my tuition for community college, and — aside from a few scholarships — I’m not gonna get much need-based financial aid. A private loan is out of the question, because my parents’ credit is terrible and I don’t have enough credit history.

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