:(This sucks like a beyotch!

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 1:04pm #22319

LeroyJenkins
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Seriously, it does. I had the chance to tell a girl that I like who also happens to like me – that I wanted her number for a date (I even made her a origami flower), but no! I was too goddamn shy like a mother! I couldn’t even get close to her. I can’t talk to girls for crap – well, girls that I like for that matter. I just need to express my feelings right now, so think whatever you want. I mean, she saw me with the flower in my hand and shit, I was even "dressed, to impress, spark a b….h’s interest+, I had 3 people trying to force me to talk to her. All that, and I couldn’t even get a word to her. I went home with my tail between my legs, and the flower in my hand.

Tomorrow will be a new day though. I thought of it already. Dress to kill, then I stop by during the middle of her class (I’ll be pretending to ask for a teacher or saying I need a wallet from a certain friend who’s helping me get her). I’ll just give her the flower, say Hi and "Sorry it took a while" and give her a note asking her number and all, and get back to my class. I’d see her after class anyways so I can talk to her. Acknowledge that the attention of the whole class and the teacher will be on me (and her), and once I put my body inside that room, there won’t be no going back; hopefully, this will motivate me to give her the note. Of course, it’d be embarrassing if I get dissed during the time period so once I walk out the class, I’ll go to the bathroom and faint. I’m just kidding about that part, but my heart rate will be skyrocketing. I get excited and nervous around her, just so you know.

Anyways, thanks for letting me put out my suppressed rage and plan and thanks for listening.

NO HATERS ALLOWED!

THIS MEANS YOU WIZKID YOU FILTHY FUCK

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 1:05pm #413200

Demarcus Oneal
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Go get em tiger

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 1:05pm #413209

Demarcus Oneal
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Go get em tiger

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:14pm #413227

Malik-Universal
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i wish best of luck dude seriously man…. GET IN THAT PUSSY!!!!

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:14pm #413234

Malik-Universal
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i wish best of luck dude seriously man…. GET IN THAT PUSSY!!!!

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:33pm #413230

butidonthavemoney

Tell her you’ll pay for her meal.

If she doesn’t immediately respond…

Tell her again.

Oh, and dude asking her in front of a lot of people might not be cool. It’s like proposing at a basketball game on the big-arse video screen.

I’d just catch her in the hallway and ask her straight up. Forget the note, that’s bush-league.

Good luck in whatever you decide to do, be sure to let us know how it goes.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:33pm #413238

butidonthavemoney

Tell her you’ll pay for her meal.

If she doesn’t immediately respond…

Tell her again.

Oh, and dude asking her in front of a lot of people might not be cool. It’s like proposing at a basketball game on the big-arse video screen.

I’d just catch her in the hallway and ask her straight up. Forget the note, that’s bush-league.

Good luck in whatever you decide to do, be sure to let us know how it goes.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:42pm #413237

Malik-Universal
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yeah dude, it will be more romantic maybe in a diff manner

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:42pm #413245

Malik-Universal
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yeah dude, it will be more romantic maybe in a diff manner

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:56pm #413254

Grandmama
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Leroy Leroy Leroy, you need to talk to Dr. Phil….hand her an oragami flower and a note asking for her number?? Are you serious?

Don’t be afraid to talk to girls, they don’t bite…well maybe sometimes. Just be yourself and talk to her, don’t be handing her paper flowers or notes asking for numbers. That’s childish and sounds like something little girls would do. Make her laugh, get her number and call her a few days later. If she isn’t into you, you’ll figure it out. And that’s that.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 2:56pm #413262

Grandmama
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Leroy Leroy Leroy, you need to talk to Dr. Phil….hand her an oragami flower and a note asking for her number?? Are you serious?

Don’t be afraid to talk to girls, they don’t bite…well maybe sometimes. Just be yourself and talk to her, don’t be handing her paper flowers or notes asking for numbers. That’s childish and sounds like something little girls would do. Make her laugh, get her number and call her a few days later. If she isn’t into you, you’ll figure it out. And that’s that.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:03pm #413326

Malik-Universal
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cuff your balls bro

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:03pm #413335

Malik-Universal
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cuff your balls bro

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:07pm #413330

basedSERB
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dude just whip out ur c0ck and see what she does. this is what we do in serbia, it is like a mating ritual. i wouldnt recommed doing it in school or if u/she is under the age of 16.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:07pm #413339

basedSERB
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dude just whip out ur c0ck and see what she does. this is what we do in serbia, it is like a mating ritual. i wouldnt recommed doing it in school or if u/she is under the age of 16.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:09pm #413334

Malik-Universal
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^LOL

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:09pm #413343

Malik-Universal
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^LOL

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:10pm #413336

Malik-Universal
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ohh sweet 801

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:10pm #413345

Malik-Universal
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ohh sweet 801

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:21pm #413346

McWinning
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She wants you.

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Posted on: Thu, 10/14/2010 - 5:21pm #413355

McWinning
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She wants you.

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Posted on: Tue, 11/02/2010 - 5:52pm #425580

gone
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So nobody was gonna tell me about this…..Leroy challenge the toughest kid in the school to a spoon fight she will see how cool you are then she nail that thing like James jones for 3

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Posted on: Tue, 11/02/2010 - 5:52pm #425591

gone
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So nobody was gonna tell me about this…..Leroy challenge the toughest kid in the school to a spoon fight she will see how cool you are then she nail that thing like James jones for 3

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Posted on: Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:26pm #431427

JNixon
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Ohmygoodness this is funny LMAO

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Posted on: Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:26pm #431430

JNixon
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Ohmygoodness this is funny LMAO

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Posted on: Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:33pm #431436

joecheck88
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leroy i am the same way but a note!!?! like ojj would say, “cmon son” u got to do better than that. just ask her in the hallway. take a deep breath before you reach her though and make sure u dont mumble. and be confident and look her in the eyes.

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Posted on: Tue, 11/09/2010 - 12:33pm #431437

joecheck88
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leroy i am the same way but a note!!?! like ojj would say, “cmon son” u got to do better than that. just ask her in the hallway. take a deep breath before you reach her though and make sure u dont mumble. and be confident and look her in the eyes.

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Posted on: Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:19pm #431476

McDunkin

I was even "dressed, to impress, spark a b….h’s interest"

Best line ever

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Posted on: Tue, 11/09/2010 - 1:19pm #431497

McDunkin

I was even "dressed, to impress, spark a b….h’s interest"

Best line ever

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