[McDunkin]

      Hello, my name is McDunkin, and I’m running for forum modship. You may know me for my incoherent rambling, kind of funny jokes and mad gif posting skills, but what I am here today to discuss with you has nothing to do with those wonderful qualities. I’m here to discuss fun, money and more importantly,me . 

     What, as the greatest basketball forum of the planet Earth , have we done for fun this year? You are correct! Nothing! And what funds have we raised for MMA? Nada! I, McDunkin, should be voted mod next year because I have ideas out the wazoo on how we can have fun AND make money for our very own pizza(roll) party! And, not only do I have ideas of my own, I will listen to yours. Your minds and mine, together, can help make our forum go down in history as the best forum ever! Or at least the DNYCE/DribblingDaughterDad freest. Some of my ideas follow:

1. Canned Food Drives
2. Leroy Jenkins Relationship advice seminars
3. Forum All-Stars autograph signings

Even better will be the Female Members Car Wash we’ll be able to put on as long as you help us raise the green!.

Do any of these sound appealing to you? Well, there are plenty more where those came from, I’m willing to share them with all of you. All you happy people have to do is put that circle around "McDunkin" on election day. If not for me…do it for the little puppy .

Thank you for your time comrades

 

This message has been approved for distribution by Dr. Aloysius Cornelius McDunkin Pendergas, CEO and Founder of MMA Enterprises

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 That’s a joke.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Which Forum All-stars will be signing autographs?  Because I have Nomoney’s, llperez’s, yupyup’s, and IndianaBasketball’s.  (Oh and Aamir’s, just because he was begging me to take it.)  I really want MikeyV’s for my collection but he doesn’t give a S*** about this fans.

And MMA is silly.  I don’t want my tribute that Adi Joseph makes me pay going to no MMA fundraiser.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 The last time I tried voting McDunkin for mod over NoMoney ended up being one big blur. I tried voting McDunkin but then I ended up some how in tli’s basement. Here’s a reenactment of the events that transpired that day (b/c I can’t embed that video smh)

Anyways, go McDunkin! As your image consultant, I ensure we will maximize your swagger and make sure we come outta this election with a victory… or at least a couple hundred points. 

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 Any takers?

[HaleParticipant]

I knew I recognized that bum who wanted my autograph from somewhere.

[aamir543Participant]

McBased as a mod? I would vote for you, but your inability to make a Derrick Favors joke is what ruins your case.

And Proud Gramps, I think you’re remembering that incident incorrectly, I was on my way home from the mosque, when Flynt Flossy, DanEboy, and MarcusFizer mobbed me for my autograph. I quickly scribbled on a piece of papper, and threw it into the air, and it happened to fly into the window of your 1958 Chevy.

[butidonthavemoney]

I’m not ashamed to admit that I’m a moderator, but you don’t need to be massaging Aran’s feet every Sunday to know there’s something wrong on this website when point-whores can openly volunteer to help with our spam problem, but can’t post on topic once in a while or come up with a Derrick Favors joke.

With another four years as moderator, I’ll end McTerrorist’s war on basketball. And I’ll fight against Revenger attacks on our scouting heritage.

Intelligence, tli232 and John Bryant made Draft.net strong. They can make her strong again.

I’m NoMoney and I approve this message.

[Tom JackParticipant]

Anyways, go McDunkin! As your image consultant, I ensure we will maximize your swagger and make sure we come outta this election with a victory… or at least a couple hundred points.

[McDunkin]

 Basicball? Ha! How can I wage a war against a video game ive never even heard of?

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

"McBased as a mod? I would vote for you, but your inability to make a Derrick Favors joke is what ruins your case."

Wooaaaah!! Were you even here for that?

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Another P.S.A.

I will be changing my user name to Metta-Based-Peace.

Effective: December 17th, 2032.

 

[McDunkin]

 First both of you abandon me on Red Dead and now you bring up Favors jokes?

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasherParticipant]

How many pizza rolls does the gig pay, and are you really interested in helping Leroy or did you receive Newt Gingrichs’ biography as a early Christmas present and this is part of his teachings?

[Scottoant93Participant]

[ChrispyParticipant]

my McVote. Is there a funnier guy on this site? Well, yeah, but thats beside the point. Is there anyone who thinks they are funnier? Don’t answer!! All kidding aside, just on GIFs alone you should be moderator of the universe.

[butidonthavemoney]

What a shock! ChrisP thinks McDisguise should win…

Hey McBusted, what’s your first name and last name initial again?

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

NoMoney, do you need a running mate/  A powerless figurehead Vice Mod, if you will?  Because I’m not doing much these days…

[butidonthavemoney]

Well I did already promise the title to Rick Perry, but you’re about three times more popular at the moment than he is, so you’re in.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I’ll go on the stump for you (That’s a political phrase, guys)

McDunkin, name a VM so I can debate him.  I just got a bunch of good Yo Momma jokes from a website.

[Scottoant93Participant]

^^^^^ Just like a president  taking credit for other peoples work lmao!

[aamir543Participant]

Speaking of Rick Perry he wanted the Indian guy as his VP. #Swag.

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