[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 MTV is pretty lame now with all their stupid shows but there is one show that actually is not that bad at all: THE GUY CODE. I will admit, they have a good line up of comedians and some pretty sexy girls on that show but I really like the concept. 

So I got to thinking, NBAdraft.net could really use a defenitive guide filled with guy code rules for any situation out there. We’ve all learned something throughout the years (ProudGrandpa throughout the decades!) My goal is for everyone to contribute to this in some way so our younger users will have a guide to refer to. 

I’ll get started

Rule #1 – Paying the bill on a date:

If this female means a lot to you and you want to spend the rest of your life with her, you take that bill, put your credit card in, and hand it to the server right away without hesitation.

If this date is nothing more than a booty call and you KNOW 100% you’re going to have her back in your bed tonight, you take the bill and pay it. $50 for a couple of late night breasts and thighs will make a man happier than Colonel Sanders

 

If your date says you’re like the brother I never had, stop right there and split the bill. Nothing will come from it and just be thankful you had a good meal. Don’t even touch the bill until she starts taking out her purse or opens it up. If she asks you want me to pay for this, say, nah we can split it baby.

 

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Rule #2:

Leave the seat up, even if you are more of the sit-down urination type, and put the TP in with the end in the front, not the back.

[llperez]

reality is that if you ask a girl out, unless she insults you, you pay the bill. Even if you are well aware there will be no second date.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Rule #82 – Dance Move Do’s and Don’ts

If you ever find yourself at your local high school dance and you are as old as Proud Grandpa….

 

BUT, if you are in a club and you’re old enough with girls who are old enough, then you are fine. Dancing may be required in certain instances but there is a difference from acting a fool and keeping it cool. 

DO’s:

The simplest dance that a man can get away with is the "lean back". Still a classic dance move at this day and age, it is the epitome of just keeping it laid back and enjoying yourself. No need to go all out like you are auditioning for America’s Got Talent. Hell, even a person with one leg can get by with the lean back on the dance floor

 

Occasionally, you can get by with the humorous dances such as the "Carlton" or the "Apache" if the situation allows it. Those types of funny moment dances are suitable but be careful not to over do it

 

If you have mastered one of the hot new dances out there currently, such as the Cat Daddy or the Dougie, then you can pull that move out every once in a while as well.

 

If above all you are with a female dancing, then its all easy. Just let her grind up on you and the rest is history. Just move when she moves and you can make it through the night…

… There is such as a thing as trying to hard when grinding. You’ll know when you are doing it wrong when this happens

 

The DONT’s

 

 

 

^^ To quote NBAdraft user CuzCuz, "doin’ too much homie"

There are more but you kinda get the gist of the DONTs. 

[Elijah JamesParticipant]

thanks men

[WimaoZEParticipant]

reality is that if you ask a girl out, unless she insults you, you pay the bill. Even if you are well aware there will be no second date.

[aamir543Participant]

Rule# 3,487

Why pay $10 to go to the school dance when you could dance at home for free?

EDIT- Oops, sorry, I meant to post this in. "The Indian code: How to save more money than you’ll ever spend."

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Rule #6: Never, under any circumstances, use the word "Fierce".  That’s just wrong.  If you are describing the Honey Badger, or a vicious animal of that nature, use words such as fiercesome, vicious, or BadA$$.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

If you go through the backdoor, wash it till it feels sore. 

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

 Never cater to another grown man’s emotions.

[McDunkin]

Rule #35 If you must swim the “red river” wrap it up

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Rule # 63 – Pick up lines

It is the year 2012 and we STILL have men trying to get chicks with pick up lines. Look, I’ll be the first to admit that some can be funny if said in a jokingly manner

 

(^^ That panda pic reminds me of McDunkin’s Jersey)

Main lesson for the guy code is if you are using pick up lines as your game plan to get chicks, just go to the nearest CVS and buy yourself a bottle of lotion. They can be funny at times but I really have seen some guys still relying on it. You’ll have as much luck as this guy

 

 

[aamir543Participant]

The best of "The Indian Code: How to save more money than you’ll ever spend" Limited edition

Rule 6,758

At a school bake sale event, never buy anything at it’s initial price,(Don’t try to bargain, I got kicked out for that once) wait till the end of the day when they slash prices by at least 40%, and 80% of the time the good stuff is still there.

Rule 320

When people are trying to lend money, and you’re discussing interest rates, always claim, "I’m giving you 2.3% below the market rate, you have to take it." Even if the market rate is 6.35%, and you’re giving them 8.6% percent. And always give them decimals, it makes it look like you did your reasearch. And make sure you befriend some tough guys that you get along with, so you can get them to pay you back.

Rule 32,978

NEVER borrow money. I repeat NEVER do you borrow money. There are always complexities in those situation, and you don’t want to get yourself caught in that.

Rule 27,591

If you are at Macy’s, and you have a "10 dollars off any purchase for more than 25" coupon, and you have an item that costs 24.99, than no need to resort to your "20% percent off any purchase" coupon, instead what you do is buy the candy or water at the counter, that way you save 20 dollars off 27, and your total is 17(plus tax of course) if you use your 20% off, than you will still be at 20 dollars. You save a whole THREE DOLLARS!

Rule 187, 429

Your goal when hanging out with friends is to seem as genuine as possible, not cheap, so after your friends let you get some of their Pizza or Ice Cream(or Pizza rolls in Leroy’s case), than you either don’t eat any, don’t touch it at all, or you eat as much as you can, free load off of them, and once in a while treat them to a bos of Ceasars Pizza, which is only 6 dollars for a large. You say, "Eat as much as you can man, it’s on me" And then you eat as rapidly as you can, and eat 5 of the 8 pieces, meaing that he eats 3 pieces, accounting for just $2.25. You get off the hook for under 2 and a half bucks, and you look like you treated him to a meal.

Thanks for tuning in to "The Indian Code: How to save more money than you’ll ever spend."

 

 

 

 

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

Never cater to another grown man’s emotions.

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

At a school bake sale event, never buy anything at it’s initial price,(Don’t try to bargain, I got kicked out for that once) wait till the end of the day when they slash prices by at least 40%, and 80% of the time the good stuff is still there.

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

When people are trying to lend money, and you’re discussing interest rates, always claim, "I’m giving you 2.3% below the market rate, you have to take it." Even if the market rate is 6.35%, and you’re giving them 8.6% percent. And always give them decimals, it makes it look like you did your reasearch. And make sure you befriend some tough guys that you get along with, so you can get them to pay you back.

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

The best of "The Indian Code: How to save more money than you’ll ever spend" Limited edition

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

Never cater to another grown man’s emotions.

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

wow

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