[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

In 2001, Jerry Sandusky wrote an autobiography.  The title?

Touched

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

Last semester in ENGLISH class, I notice a promotional sticker on the professor’s table and it read….

"We B Makin’ Dat Gutta Muzik"

Talk about Irony.

[McDunkin]

 I asked MikeyV his opinion on Oregon basketball,,,,

He said "I’ll keep it short"

Talk about irony.

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

yes

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

A ProudGrandpa thread with potential…

Talk about irony.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Leroy was the tallest player at the Under 5 foot chinese league last summer…. talk about irony!

[McDunkin]

Jonathan Givony says Tim Duncan talks funny…

Talk about Irony.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

Yoshi was riding his Mario across the levels.

Talk about irony

[McDunkin]

Stephon Marbury called J.R. Smiths sister crazy…

Talk about irony.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Taylor Swift interupts Kanye while accepting an award at the BET awards

Thats a double irony if you read that carefully

[McDunkin]

 Getting a girl pregnant on a pull out couch…

Talk about Irony.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

Tiger Woods marrying Vanessa Bryant

#B*tch you wasn’t with me practicing your swing! 

Talk about irony

[DanEboyParticipant]

Getting busy with Jersey on a table at the waffle house as McBased is walking in with a dozen roses….that’s iro..

Oh wait, thats awkward.

Sorry, wrong thread.

[McDunkin]

 DanEboy getting points with Jersey, on NBADraft.net, and likes on Youtube (for that one video we dont need to mention) all from name dropping McDunkin…

Talk about Irony

[DanEboyParticipant]

Almost as ironic as the points you get for name dropping DanEboy…..’the greatest man to walk the earth….ever.’

[WeMeJamesParticipant]

Yoshi was riding his Mario across the levels.

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

Priests daughter being a total sl@t talk about irony

Hippies saying protect the enviroment yet smoking grass talk about irony

Andrea Bargnani staring in a pasta commercial talk about irony

black getting pulled over because he went 5 over while everyone else is going 20 talk about irony

anti-abortion mom taking her teen daughter to an abortion clinic talk about irony

 

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

Someone in the witness protection program starts his own reality show…

Talk about irony.

[angelvigkesaParticipant]

DanEboy getting points with Jersey, on NBADraft.net, and likes on Youtube (for that one video we dont need to mention) all from name dropping McDunkin…

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I created a thread and it exceeded my expectations.

Talk about irony.

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

DanEBoy bragging about getting with a girl who used to like McDunkin.

Congrats DaisEBoy! A girl out there actually likes you! What an accomplishment!

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

I mean it’s pretty pathetic if you have to repeatedly brag about getting with a girl.

Was she the girl you lost your virginity to, DoodEBoy?

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 ah, Dale getting a little saucey tonight on .net

BTW Dale, I don’t think we’ve formally met yet. My name is I May Be Wrong. McDunkin has told me so much about you

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

My name is ProudGrandpa.  I am usurping you as the "Old Man" of the site.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 I was trying to network gramps! Although, I do think NBAdraft only needs one "old man" image on here. 

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

How’s it going, I May Be Wrong? McDunkin is a great fellow of mine. Do you guys know each other in real life?

FraudGrandpa, you have alread admitted to being in high school. Funny how I come on this site and make a splash then you pop up months later trying to steal my thunder.

Goodnight sir.

You should be doing your homework anyway.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

No sir, we do not know each other in real life….but I feel like one day Steve Wilkos will put us together and reveal we’re long lost twins. I just want to know who the mother is though! 

But we’ll keep in touch Dale. Stay classy my friend

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

That’s a fight on my block….

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

They really should have Private Messaging on this site. Can’t believe they don’t.

You’re a good fella, I May Be Wrong. Are you a member of the vaunted Late Night Crew?

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Not yet but I do have exclusive memberships to the Revengers, McDunkin Management Association, BASED world order, and SAMs club.

[aamir543Participant]

Shaq critisizing Dwight about not making Free Throws……………

Talk about irony

[aamir543Participant]

Tom Brady and Eli Manning battling for the Championship on Peyton’s turf……..

Talk about irony

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

Drake rapping about guns when he portrayed a student who got shot in school…

Talk about irony.

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

Michael Myers participating in a spoken word event…

Talk about irony.

[Scottoant93Participant]

Freddy Krueger participating in a bueaty pagent talk about irony(thanks razorSharpe for the idea)

Jigsaw hosting survivor talk about irony

kim kardashian speaking at a "No sex til marriage" event at school talk about irony

Javale Mcgee hosting a basketball fundamentals class talk about irony

asian guy failing every class in high school talk about irony

Rich kids trying act hood and gangsta talk about irnoy

Goverment talking about how important education is yet its the first thing they cut expeneses from when the economy goes down talk about irony

People complaining about immigrants are stealing their jobs yet their spending 4 hours on facebook talk about irony

Innocent girl who looks down at all the sluts in her school yet 5 years later she is one of them talk about irony

White kids who say the n word then look around scared making sure their no black people around talk about irony

kwame brown being a scrub his entire career and then says he taught bynum everything he know talk about irony

 

 

[McDunkin]

TLI said he doesnt want friendship on here, but he’s always inviting kids to the basement to play…

Rudeboy telling his 15 kids to practice safe sex…

McDunkin telling someone to stay on topic…

A classmate looking to Cyclo for the correct answers to a test…

Tyler the Creator saying Chris Brown cant rap…

Sam Cassel called the Wizards defense ugly…

Yao Mings favorite rapper is Too Short…

Steve Francis asked Ricky Davis how he fell off the map…

Dale saying ProudGranpas shit is getting old

Talk about Irony.

 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Michael Jordan is known as the best basketball player of All-Time, is also known as a poor executive and evaluator of talent

Kobe Bryant once said that Gilbert Arenas, "has no conscience" after he took 32 shots and scored 60 points against the Lakers in a Wizards win. Yes, folks, Kobe Bryant was calling a person out for shooting too much (Not sure if this is irony or hypocrisy. It does not change the fact that the Kobe is amazing, but Kobe is fairly shameless in his shot chucking)

Shaquille means "Little Warrior". I thought it probably just meant something about mediocre commentating.

Yale educated Chris Dudley was thought to be one of the smartest players in NBA history. However, he could not for the life of him figure out how to make a free throw consistently (45.8% career FT)

For all of the shtupping (that is Yiddish for f#cking) that Wilt Chamberlain reportedly did, does anyone here know if he had a kid? 20,000 women, 0 offspring. Luck more than irony? Possibly, but still pretty crazy.

Damon Stoudamire claimed that the Spurs would never win a championship with Avery Johnson in their starting line-up. Johnson than went on to outplay Damon in a sweep of the Portland Trail Blazers in the Western Conference finals. They won the 1999 NBA Finals with Avery Johnson starting every game that season.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1016150/index.htm

I am not a big "Lil’ General" fan (actually, can’t really stand the guy) and really liked Damon Stoudamire. But, if irony were strawberries, than Damo would be sipping on a bunch of smoothies after that happened.

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

OJ Mayo perferring a dry sandwich with a glass of water…

An umbrella made of water…

A football referee cheats on his wife and she gives him a 5-yard penalty…IN BED….

Talk about irony.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

Aamir paying full price for pancakes on National Free Pancake day

ProudGrandpa being the youngest person in his class of 1934 reunion

M-DYMES secretly Teaching Me How To Dougie 

ScottoAnt93 telling people he’s a real "italian" after watching a marathonof Jersey Shore

NoMoney winning the lottery

Karl Malone not receiveing his mail

razorSHARPE becoming dull

Hubie Brown proclaims DHAMP2 the greatest basketball mind

Colt Iverson turns out to be related to Allen Iverson by some odd way

and LeBron James is "too American to guard Luol Deng"

….TALK ABOUT IRONY! 

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

I May Be Wrong doesn’t second guess his opinions…

A treadmill found in a kitchen…

Kanye West being born in the east coast…

A mom telling her child "this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you" before she beats him…

Bruce Bowen maintaining a clean record…

A lumberjack’s house gets mauled because a tree fell on it…

50 Cent making the Forbes & Fortune 500…

Timbaland wearing Mountain Gears…

Talk about irony.

[McDunkin]

Some of the most violent streets in the U.S. are named after Martin Luther King…

Nike has made millions with its "Just Do It" slogan, but following this advice cost Kobe and Tiger around the same amount…

Autocorrect is the main cause of my texting typos…

John Cena wears glasses…(that one was for you Leroy)

 

 

 

 

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

Viagra can’t do half the job that this thread is doing for ProudGrandpa. He has to be so happy he finally got a thread of epicness. He’ll probably bump this 8 months from now 

 

 

[McDunkin]

He better be happy that he has us to carry it for him…I wonder who he will leave the points to in his will

[butidonthavemoney]

 Mr. Gif has a surprisingly good understanding of what irony actually is. Tickle me impressed.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 He hasn’t told us he’s loved his grand kids in a while…. perhaps there is a chance he may spread his points to his top 5 users as follows:

1) McDunkin

2) McDunkin

3) McDunkin

4) McDunkin

5) Aamir

[McDunkin]

No I May Be Wrong you and Tongue out can have them all…NoMoney…stop sleeping on my vocabulary.

When is the Late Night Crew Reunion? When are you using your MODest powers to get "John Wall fails drug test" back on the air

[Scottoant93Participant]

Lol at I may be wrong  

I truely hate that show, if i wasnt really italian i probably wouldnt be banned from the us for 10 years talk about irony

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 I’m still waiting for the 2012 elections. McDunkin for MOD! The slogan, "VOTE or get AIDS!"

McDunkin would be the egg mcmuffin of mods. 

[butidonthavemoney]

Late-Night reunion is scheduled for April 1st, 2012 and every subsequent April 1st of the rest of our lives.

We’ll be posting super-gifs (haven’t been invented yet) and making John Bryant jokes until at least our late 70s. At least most of us will. If fondling dead corpses decreases your life-expectancy, knicksfan7 might not make it that long.

[McDunkin]

 My runningmate I May Be Based ladies and gentlemen!!! Swag surfing from coast to coast

 

And Nomoney…thats too long. You guys got me hooked on gifs and then left me in the cold.

[aamir543Participant]

Can I get in on the Late night crew? I’ll do any ritual you propose, even go into Tli’s basement, but please don’t make me buy overpriced John Bryants jerseys!

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Yes.  I am thrilled that this thread has become what it is.

As to leaving my points in my will:

200 to NoMoney

150 to McDunkin/ChrisP

50 to IndianaBasketball, JoeWolf, and OJJ for being bros

100 to Leroy

15 for Dale, Aamir, and MikeyV to fight over for the entertainment of all

[Scottoant93Participant]

 Wtf where am i on the will?  I guess i have to do it the old fashion way and jack that sh!t

[McDunkin]

 Me and ChrisP ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Just like me and NoMoney are not the same person…

[Scottoant93Participant]

 Nomoney pretending to be someone less funny and mcdunkin pretending to be someone serious talk about irony

[aamir543Participant]

About the points that I’ll get in Proud Gramps’ will, you can have him Scott, and please don’t do what they do in all the Indian crime shows. Those idiots kill everyone in line to get the money before them, and then they act as if they did nothing, but always get caught, lol.

[Scottoant93Participant]

 Lol it was a joke aamir 

[Dale WorthingtonParticipant]

I really like how Scott doesn’t put any punctuation between his example of irony and ‘talk about irony’. Flows nicely off the tongue.

Reminds me of the way this jovial rascal delivers jokes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReKJtWajxXc

[McDunkin]

First of all my other account is MikeyV second of all i swear I am not ChrisP.

Its a very little known yet true fact that Chris is the second most commonly used name (behind Muhammed ) on Earth. Read a fucking book for once

[Scottoant93Participant]

 With mcdunkins angry rant

Proudgrandpa making his most sucessful thread,only to ruin it by making the star of it mad talk about irony

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

A blind woman seeing another man…

MC Hammer getting nailed with bankruptcy…

Drake eating a Little Debbie’s cake (Fat people get this one)…

Ash Ketchum celebrating his 11th birthday…

Standing up in a room full of empty chairs…

Talk about irony.

[butidonthavemoney]

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

Awesome post NoMoney!

Have you ever seen Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, etc. (Early Kevin Smith films)?

[butidonthavemoney]

As a matter of fact, I haven’t…

The only Kevin Smith movie I’ve seen recently is "Chasing Amy", which I thought was pretty damn good. Which one’s your favorite?

[Tobe BryantParticipant]

Finding this thread late and seeing all the free points being given away…

Talk about irony..

 

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

A tie between Clerks and Mallrats, but I’m leaning more towards Clerks. I asked you becasue Alanis is close to Kevin Smith (she played "God" in Dogma).

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I open the 7 page long thread about Jeremy Lin, dreading all the scrotum-sucking I will have to see about how Jeremy Lin is the new 2012 Jimmer or something…

…But it ends up being 6 pages about Dragonball Z.

The thread about the Asian basketball player becomes incredibly nerdy.

Talk about irony.

[Wavy BagelsParticipant]

Knaye West being raised in the East…

Talk about irony.

 

[lalwoviaozoaParticipant]

Talk about irony.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

“Viagra can’t do half the job that this thread is doing for ProudGrandpa. He has to be so happy he finally got a thread of epicness. He’ll probably bump this 8 months from now”
-I May Be Wrong

Make it 10 months, sucka!

A ProudGrandpa thread advocating the return of DNYCE getting mucho points-whoever said that two wrongs don’t make a right? Talk about irony

Butler kicking the crap out of Duke’s archrivals. Talk about irony.

Andrew Bynum-Gets “freed” from Kobe, looks like Frederick Douglass…talk about irony

Spammers randomly talking about basketball in old off-topic posts…talk about irony

What’s happening to Jerry Sandusky as we speak…talk about irony

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