Brothers, it would seem the plague of the spammers has nearly overrun our beloved off-topic forum. They ravage our lands, pillage our storehouses, rape our women. Their numbers are like sand on a seashore, blocking out the sun, and lo! They continue to sweep down upon us, eradicating our hopes and ambitions, uprooting all that we hold dear.
Where were you when all this was allowed to happen? Squabbling amongst thyselves over petty matters such as the age of Bismack…Bismack…you know who I mean. Quarrelling over the exact dimensions of Bobby Sixth-grader’s wingspan and vertical leap like a pack of pizza roll-deprived Leroy Jenkinses. Dithering about, wailing, "Oh, how underrated poor Tony Parker is!" All the while, these bandits have descended upon our once-beloved Off-Topic forum. Only the bravest few, noble, stout-hearted men such as Sir McDunkin and Sir LeroyJenkins, have sought to defend the integrity of this once-proud establishment.
But all that is past. Now is the time, countrymen, to take back what is rightfully and naturally ours! In 1 day, 21 hours, 25 minutes, and 41 seconds, our chance will have arrived. Stand with me, brothers, in unison, as we drive out the dastardly invaders who would dare trod upon this sacred ground!We shall not cower! We shall not hide! I am a man! I’m 40! Together, we shall TAKE BACK THE OFF-TOPIC FORUM!!!!
John Royus 9 years, 3 months ago.
