[butidonthavemoney]

Hey people. So I was just watching an episode of the Simpsons, and started laughing so hard I almost threw up. I wanted to make a topic where we could just post some videos or stories of our hardest times laughing.

There are ranks, so post the video or story or picture or whatever and the rank of how hard it made you laugh.

Ranks:

10 – Loss of Bowel/Bladder control.
9 – Vomiting/Near vomiting, possibly due to lack of oxygen.
8 – Uncontrollable Flatulence
7 – Crying
6 – Loss of breath/Choking
5 – Uncontrollable laughing out loud. Unable to stop.

Anything below that shouldn’t be on here.

Here is a 5 for me. –

This one doesn’t seem all that great now, but the first time I watched it, for some reason it made me 7. –

And I’ll post more later. What do you guys got?

[butidonthavemoney]

Here is an 8!!!

[daverichardParticipant]

Well, these are nice videos! I am a great traveler and go world wide, so i have generally sometimes opportunities to see such stuff live. One such incident was when a sho was organized by hotels in Paris.

[Michael.S.Participant]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

[butidonthavemoney]

Another 5.

[butidonthavemoney]

My face is sore from that second video you posted.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Lol, Eli is always a good laugh or two or eight.

[butidonthavemoney]

This one made me 9 when I first watched it a long time ago.

EDIT: You have to go here: http://www.hulu.com/watch/31870/the-simpsons-homer-jumps-the-gorge

[butidonthavemoney]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

These are all sixes:

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[butidonthavemoney]

You are so going to get my topic deleted.

This one is a 6.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

[butidonthavemoney]

Another 5

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

[butidonthavemoney]

That was funny until they showed the rapper. Then it made me 5.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

[butidonthavemoney]

That friggin’ 80’s song is stuck in my head!!!

Anyway this is a 7…

[butidonthavemoney]

I wonder if anybody will ever post a 10…

[butidonthavemoney]

I should beat you with a sack of potatoes for that 80’s video. I can’t stop watching it. It’s stuck in my friggin’ head and I’m whistling it EVERYWHERE!!! It’s taking over my life!!!

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I had Pedo Bear’s theme song stuck in my head for a while, so I guess we can call it even, huh?

[butidonthavemoney]

[butidonthavemoney]

I doubled…

This is my panic solution. Enjoy this 6.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Yes, that one, you jerk 🙂

This was a 7 for me. If this guy was my preacher, I’d be in church every single Sunday, without fail. I’m amazed that he had a T.V. show, even if it was late-night public access.

[butidonthavemoney]

I feel your pain, but I wouldn’t be caught singing that one in public…

Just a heads up.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I already know that, you BLASPHEMER!

Sorry, that one just kinda slipped out…

[butidonthavemoney]

You idiot-jerk!!! I’m going to kill you with a bazooka!

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

You f–kin’ nin-com-f–kin’ poop! F–k yo’ thoughts! Yo thoughts ain’t my thoughts! And you don’t like it, my a$$; kiss it!

[butidonthavemoney]

Maybe I will! And while I’m down there, maybe I will kill you with a bazooka!

Yeahhhh, cha’burnt!

[xbadgerhustlerParticipant]

How do i embed an image?

[xbadgerhustlerParticipant]

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7093/clcinderblocksas8.jpg&imgrefurl=http://digg.com/comedy/Hilarious_Craigslist_Post_Cement_Blocks&usg=__7xTmZcnB6nE75qZQrpmMiksqLjA=&h=1019&w=800&sz=124&hl=en&start=9&um=1&itbs=1&tbnid=8MqZCfYmXmPAhM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dcraigs%2Blist%2Bad%2Bhilarious%2Bcinder%2Bblocks%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26tbs%3Disch:1

butidont, go to the link and embed the image. it’s a 5

[butidonthavemoney]

I use imageshack. Make an account there and the rest should be easy. Let me know if you have any problems.

Here’s your image. (HIS image. Don’t ban me!)

[McWinningParticipant]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

6-6-5

Karate Kid 2 dub part 9
Uploaded by CharlieandBergs. – Click for more funny videos.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

What would be the rating for something that makes you laugh at random moments throughout the day?

[butidonthavemoney]

That’s just great.

For the record, everything in the Popcorn Story Dos is at least a 7.5

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Two sixes:

I just wish I found out about “Soulja Girl” earlier. I’m gonna work her into “Popcorn Story Dos” as soon as I get a chance.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Two sixes:

I just wish I found out about “Soulja Girl” earlier. I’m gonna work her into “Popcorn Story Dos” as soon as I get a chance.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Two sixes:

I just wish I found out about “Soulja Girl” earlier. I’m gonna work her into “Popcorn Story Dos” as soon as I get a chance.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Apparently, her name is President Charley, and she wants her sheets.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Apparently, her name is President Charley, and she wants her sheets.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Apparently, her name is President Charley, and she wants her sheets.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Here’s the original. I can barely understand what she’s saying.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Here’s the original. I can barely understand what she’s saying.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Here’s the original. I can barely understand what she’s saying.

[DanEboyParticipant]

This is a 10

EDIT:Sorry, that video was too much, even for me.

Now I will sit back and wait for the email…

[DanEboyParticipant]

This is a 10

EDIT:Sorry, that video was too much, even for me.

Now I will sit back and wait for the email…

[DanEboyParticipant]

This is a 10

EDIT:Sorry, that video was too much, even for me.

Now I will sit back and wait for the email…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Would this be more appropriate?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Would this be more appropriate?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Would this be more appropriate?

[DanEboyParticipant]

That is much tamer then what I posted, much more appropriate.

Although mine was the funniest thing I have ever seen, I know how sensitive people can be.

[DanEboyParticipant]

That is much tamer then what I posted, much more appropriate.

Although mine was the funniest thing I have ever seen, I know how sensitive people can be.

[DanEboyParticipant]

That is much tamer then what I posted, much more appropriate.

Although mine was the funniest thing I have ever seen, I know how sensitive people can be.

[McWinningParticipant]

Can you give me the link to what you originally posted? i like those kind of videos.

Waiting to get banned……..

[McWinningParticipant]

Can you give me the link to what you originally posted? i like those kind of videos.

Waiting to get banned……..

[McWinningParticipant]

Can you give me the link to what you originally posted? i like those kind of videos.

Waiting to get banned……..

[DanEboyParticipant]

Birdzilla, just youtube ‘charlie brown ramadan’

enjoy.

[DanEboyParticipant]

Birdzilla, just youtube ‘charlie brown ramadan’

enjoy.

[DanEboyParticipant]

Birdzilla, just youtube ‘charlie brown ramadan’

enjoy.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Tourette’s guy = Win

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

[butidonthavemoney]

That scene would have been 10 times funnier than anything else in Bruce Almighty.

[Michael.S.Participant]

[Michael.S.Participant]

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

my favorite part is when he steals Kenny from southpark.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

Mikenike, didn’t you used have like 5000 points?

[McDunkin]

[McDunkin]

double post look down

[butidonthavemoney]

Must. Give. McDunkin. More. Points.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That was the best non-pornographic 7-minute video I’ve seen in years.

[McWinningParticipant]

They consider porn a bad word? p.o.r.n.

[Michael.S.Participant]

I did have more than 5000 points, i dont know what happened

[butidonthavemoney]

Your points weren’t legit. You (or somebody who really, really likes you) got them using the point glitch.

The points were reset, and all is right in the world again.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Exposed! You mad, mikenike?

Yeah, you mad. I can tell.

[butidonthavemoney]

Shut your word-hole!

I’m onto you OrangeJuiceJones…

How did you end up with more points than me?

Maybe a night in tli232’s basement will loosen your tounge…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

No way I’m going back down there. It smelled like oven-baked ass in that basement, and some hairy Filipino guy named Jaguar kept poking me in the stomach with an empty soda can. Tell me how the truck of the Orkin man I sent to his house has been parked across the street for 3 days?

[McWinningParticipant]

I gotta take a pee-pee.

[butidonthavemoney]

You’re a freak OrangeJuiceJones… Maybe you would be more comfortable mustarding this girl…

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

I would, but I can’t afford a genie. I left my wallet in tli232’s basement after my life-saving Texas Hold ‘Em victory.

[butidonthavemoney]

If you need some extra cash, Conan O’Brien is hiring assistants…

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Thanks, but I’m straight… I mean good. Aside from my life, I also won two cases of Coors Light and Soulja Girl hired me as her manager. I get 10% of the profits from her upcoming book “Where My Du-Rag At? My Day on the M.A.R.T.A. Train.” I also get 10% of the profits from her single, “I’m Pressin’ Charges.”

Man, tli232 was PISSED at me becoming her manager. He is well aware of her star potential.

[butidonthavemoney]

What the eff?!?

Kathleen is a girl’s name…

Oh great, now I can’t be myself.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

nah, i’m a dude. someone said something about there being no chicks on this site the other day so i thought i would throw everyone off a bit

[butidonthavemoney]

That’s a relief.

Poop.

Boogers.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

that guy looks like an indian version of george michael

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

EDIT: The comment previously posted in this box by OrangeJuiceJones has absolutely nothing to do with the underage girl he is scheduled to meet tomorrow at 3 P.M.

[butidonthavemoney]

That’s trouble. You have to sprint and go straight for the goodies.

Or else you will be sweating in front of week-old brownies.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Ssshhhh. I can’t talk about it any longer. Chris Hansen is always watching… Or listening… Or both.

[butidonthavemoney]

OrangeJuiceJones.

Did I mention that I was a 12 year old girl? Pineapple pizza is my favorite. My parnets are going to be gone tonight. I’m kind of bored. lol

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

No way. I’m not driving 90 minutes just to lose another pizza.

[butidonthavemoney]

Whenever tli232 bans somebody, they automatically get transfered to his basement.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

tli232 used to do that, until his van broke down from all of the excess slamming that went on during his kidnappings. Now, he just uses this:

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

i can’t imagine the terrors in tli232’s basement. anything from rubbing Gary Buseys’ nipples to watching re-runs of the waltons

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Tell me how he has every episode of “Hip Hop Harry” on D.V.D. with himself edited into the episodes, dancing alongside Harry step-for-step.

[butidonthavemoney]

No, no, no. You got it all wrong.

Busey resides in Justin Bieber’s basement. He runs with Eli Porter, and the Short Bus Ridaz.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Yeah, Bieber’s basement is much bigger. It even has carpet.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

it wouldn’t surprise me if he also played pa rappa the rapper non-stop as well but he never gets past the driving test level

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

oops my bad, btw when is the next addition to the popcorn story comming out? i was wondering if in a fit of hunger John Bryant ends up eating mikenike

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

He actually played Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out for NES when I was staying there. He couldn’t get past Don Flamenco. I tried to give him tips, but he’d just growl at me whenever I opened my mouth. After 10 tries, he put the game in a cardboard box that had “Hard Crap” written on the front of it. It was pretty full.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

was nba jam for sega in there too? if it is my guess is he could never figure out how to break the backboard

[butidonthavemoney]

I didn’t know that anyone read Popcorn Dos besides me and OJJ.

I’ll finish it tonight or tomorrow. I’ve just been lazy. My bad.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

He kept trying to shoot threes. Again, he wouldn’t listen to me when I told him to take the ball to the hoop.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

it’s good stuff, funny as hell actually

[butidonthavemoney]

"After 10 tries, he put the game in a cardboard box that had "Hard Crap" written on the front of it. It was pretty full."

This made me chuckle. It’s going into the "Chuckle Archives"

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

maybe tli232 should try something easier. how about duckhunt?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

He tried Duck Hunt twice. He said that the recoil from the gun was making him miss. I wanted to laugh when he said “recoil” and when he stumbled backwards after every shot, but you have to watch your mouth when you’re tied up to a chair in a smelly basement.

[butidonthavemoney]

I heard that tli tried to petrify your body, so that he could eat you.

Any truth to that rumor?

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

that’s true, Justin Biebers’ basement at least had carpet. tli232 probably just just used broken down cardboard boxes that have a “hint” of urine that he found outside to cover the floors

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Yeah. Ms. tli232 saved my life. If his mom had come downstairs to do his laundry two seconds later, I would have been in his belly.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

His basement floor consisted of random pieces of urine-scented cardboard, plywood that had holes in it, and your basic concrete floor. He has to hop from concrete space to concrete space because he’s afraid of getting his socks dirty.

[butidonthavemoney]

You should do a Popcorn Dos prequel spin-off…

Adventures in tli232’s Basement

Starring SpencerisHawesome, auber, yupyup and knicksfreak.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

That’s a great idea. I don’t remember knicksfreak, so I’ll replace him with Quincey; that always get a laugh. I’ll probably start it tomorrow. For now, I’m just gonna get some shuteye. I don’t want to be late for my “meeting” tomorrow.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

you know OJJ, Money has a good point. i think a tli232 spin-off is good idea. maybe mr. 6000 and Tezo should be in it too being that they post the most

[butidonthavemoney]

I cannot wait!!!

Kathleen, ButlerBulldogs and Tezo have never dissapeared for long stretches of time. Quincey, auber, knicksfreak, yupyup and SpencerisHawesome all have.

And knicksfreak was awesome.

[KathleenTurnerOverdriveParticipant]

yeah, Quincy can critique tli232s’ strategy in mike tyson’s punch out

[McWinningParticipant]

You need to finish the popcorn story though.

So we can make a movie off of it.

[McDunkin]

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

[NYK2010Participant]

man that bitch in the train was crazy, surprised no one got up and smacked her.

[McDunkin]

[butidonthavemoney]

[zweilianParticipant]

Your blog appears quite informative. I liked it. So much useful material.I read with great interest.Can you please tell me how can I read your rss blog?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Can you please say again? I can’t hear.

[butidonthavemoney]

You back off of zweilian RIGHT NOW!

We go back. We weren’t always friends but there is a mutual respect there…

[butidonthavemoney]

I gave myself a point for that last video.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

You looking for a what, no money?

[llperez]

mcdunkin, you want to join my nba fantasy league?

[McDunkin]

sure ill join up

[llperez]

click my name and go to contacts and email me your email so i can send you details and an offical invite. You make 11 so far.

[daverichardParticipant]

These are really great videos. There was earlier some problem in viewing these, then as suggested by a friend, i got automatic driver update, and then videos worked absolute fine.

[butidonthavemoney]

OMG!!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE IT’S DAVE RICHARD!!!

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Dave Richard is the only man that stands between Robert Penn and total supremacy. I know that his opening post didn’t seem as descriptive as one of Robert’s, but it’s all just a ploy. I could tell you more, but I know that those cyber police assholes are watching me.

[goneParticipant]

BASED GOD brought me to this post for a reason

[McDunkin]

Nobody messes with Robert Penns spam money while Mcdunkin Management is around

WizKid buckle up…

Dave Richard…..

THE MCDUDLEY KIDZ ARE COMING FOR YOU!

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

*Cue McDudley Kids’ theme music*

[McDunkin]

that song hasnt been stuck in my head for a month. thanks to you its back

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

You gotta admit it, though: That is one awesome theme song. You could kick anybody’s a-ss when that songs announces your arrival.

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasherParticipant]

[llperez]

holy crap^^^, i heard about that video but never saw it. I honestly dont think its acting either he looks way too mad to fake that lol.

[McDunkin]

Kid looks crazy as hell, but i feel sorry that he had to go back to school after everybody saw that.

[PurpleMonkeyDishwasherParticipant]

Crazy tantrum… but he probably got his first girlfriend because of the video(s).

[Mr. 19134Participant]

 Every video with Stephen in it is a 10.  That dude is out of his wig.

[Mr. 19134Participant]

 Every video with Stephen in it is a 10.  That dude is out of his wig.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Who has a better voice: Freak out kid or Goober man?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Who has a better voice: Freak out kid or Goober man?

[Mr. 19134Participant]

 That camera man had the creepiest voice ever he just sounds like he makes a living molestin kids.

And what was that girl doing?

And the dude was video taping strictly her buns the whole time which mad it even funnier.

[Mr. 19134Participant]

 That camera man had the creepiest voice ever he just sounds like he makes a living molestin kids.

And what was that girl doing?

And the dude was video taping strictly her buns the whole time which mad it even funnier.

[GrandmamaParticipant]

Like the salt on a frizzle

 

 

[GrandmamaParticipant]

Like the salt on a frizzle

 

 

[McDunkin]

^ You do know thats Nomoney rapping and OJJ holding the camera right?

[McDunkin]

^ You do know thats Nomoney rapping and OJJ holding the camera right?

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Yeah, nomoney stills owes me for that order.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

Yeah, nomoney stills owes me for that order.

[butidonthavemoney]

You lie.

LIE.

LIE!!!

[butidonthavemoney]

You lie.

LIE.

LIE!!!

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

A 24 pack of chicken-flavored Maruchan instant lunch noodles didn’t cover the whole meal. The guy gave us two of everything, remember? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a John Wall bandwagon to hop on to.

[OrangeJuiceJonesParticipant]

A 24 pack of chicken-flavored Maruchan instant lunch noodles didn’t cover the whole meal. The guy gave us two of everything, remember? Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a John Wall bandwagon to hop on to.

[McDunkin]

For the last 15 years of my life i have wondered if those noodles come in any other flavor than chicken, and if so why did my mom only get chicken…is she racist?

[McDunkin]

For the last 15 years of my life i have wondered if those noodles come in any other flavor than chicken, and if so why did my mom only get chicken…is she racist?

[McDunkin]

my friend showed me this in class yesterday

yadadamean??

[McDunkin]

my friend showed me this in class yesterday

yadadamean??

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