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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 2:57pm #21788
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    butidonthavemoney

    Good news everyone! I am now a certified, licensed junior astrologer!

    I can read your NBADraft.net horoscope simply by reviewing your post count, point count, date joined and viewing history!

    Who would like me to read their horoscope, free of charge?

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 2:59pm #405559
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    McDunkin

    me me me

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 2:59pm #405560
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    WizardofOz
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    ME! ME!

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:10pm #405561
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    butidonthavemoney

    McDunkin’s Horoscope: It’s time to stop wanting what you can’t have. Seriously, your obsession with Julia Roberts is becoming unhealthy.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:15pm #405563
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    butidonthavemoney

    WizardofOz’s Horoscope: Enjoy silence while you still can. tli’s basement is noisy, and eternity is a long time.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:33pm #405570
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    Mine also, please.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:41pm #405574
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    butidonthavemoney

    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher’s Horoscope: You will get depressed after a messy breakup with your girlfriend. You will get drunk and superglue a Hannah Montana wig to your head. There will be no way to remove it.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:44pm #405576
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Me next! 

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:46pm #405578
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    butidonthavemoney

    OrangeJuiceJones’ Horoscope: No matter how much your little sister beats you, don’t let her take your dignity. That will be your wife’s job, after she chops off your manhood and drives your Dodge Viper into your tool shed.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:47pm #405579
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    I was afraid you were going to say that.  

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:49pm #405580
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    butidonthavemoney

    And no. Even now that you know the future, there is no way to change it. These are your fates.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:51pm #405581
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    McDunkin

    But i mean…even though her bodyguards and the U.S. Justice System say i need to stay 500 feet away from her…the voices tell me we are meant to be

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:54pm #405584
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    gone
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    Hmmm I shall go next

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:56pm #405586
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    lakano
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    I got next

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 3:58pm #405588
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    Demarcus Oneal
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    Me Too Me Too!

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:00pm #405590
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    butidonthavemoney

    WizKid’s Horoscope: An innocent accident will turn into a consuming sexual fetish for being urinated on.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:01pm #405591
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    butidonthavemoney

    lakano’s Horoscope: You will embark on a quest to kill Kanye West after he upstages your favorite performer… Cher.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:02pm #405592
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    butidonthavemoney

    Demarcus Oneal’s Horoscope: Point bandits will drive you to alcoholism.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:06pm #405594
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    wd40rocks
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    If you wouldn’t mind..

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:08pm #405596
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    butidonthavemoney

    wd40rocks’ Horoscope: Now would not be a smart time to ask your parole officer to join you for a brothel romp.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:09pm #405597
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    What’s D. O’Neal going to be sippin’ on?

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:10pm #405598
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    gone
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    "If the piss does not hit you must acquit"

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:13pm #405601
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    wd40rocks
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     WOW!, not only did Money know I’m on parole(stupid public intoxication) he also properly placed the apostrophe    on the end of my name.

    You sir are a scholar and a gentleman.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:14pm #405602
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    butidonthavemoney

    PurpleMonkey, I’m sure he’s open to suggestions. Why don’t you help him out?

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:19pm #405606
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    lakano
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    Wow

    My spiritual advisor Dragon Fly Jones told to be wary of extravagant individuals

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:20pm #405603
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    As long as he’s drunk on booze and not love…  there’s always some hope for recovery.   

    A good drinking problem usually starts w/Capt. Morgan…   and usually finishes up with a couple nights in jail.

     

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:27pm #405609
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    joecheck88
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    If its not too much trouble, then I would like one.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:33pm #405610
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    McDunkin

    Whoaaa WizKid we need to have a meeting in my office tomorrow….you said that was spoiled lemon-aid on your cubicle floor

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:36pm #405612
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    butidonthavemoney

    trinajoe’s Horoscope: You will develop a strong friendship with cyclo, after discovering that the two of you share an intense phobia of puppets.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:36pm #405611
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    lakano
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    @McDunkin just realized thats Kirby gettin it in

    Let That Boy Cook

    [BASED]

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:39pm #405613
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    joecheck88
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    lmao. Nomoney my friend, you should have been on Wild N Out. Its a talent to come up with things that fast.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 4:55pm #405627
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    I can clearly see that you took your studies very seriously…   for that you should be proud.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 5:14pm #405634
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    WizardofOz
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    And exactly how will I get in tli’s basement?

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 5:27pm #405639
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    butidonthavemoney

    I’m sorry. I cannot answer that question at the moment.

    Please try again later.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 5:32pm #405641
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    It’s easy to find a basement…  it’s at the bottom of the stairs.

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 5:37pm #405643
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    Demarcus Oneal
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    But I am already an Achoholic?

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  • Posted on: Thu, 09/23/2010 - 6:04pm #405653
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    I think you must be…  you are slurring what you write.

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