[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Using BasketballGuru and ProudGrandpa’s posts as inspiration!

If I use your name in a negative way, don’t take it the wrong way, it’s all fun and games!

 

Spitting some fire on Draft.net

Ima name-drop everyone I don’t forget

First it’s McDunkin, tryna get some points

Up comes MDymes, rollin up some joints

Then we get Indiana, droppin some knowledge

Aamir‘s posts that nobody acknowledge(s)

Switching off to MikeyV

His posts are longer than an XL Long-T

ProudGramps, we all know he’s an Indian-lover

He’s all over Aamir, like a mattress cover

RUDEBOY used to talk in caps

So you know I wasn’t reading his crap

Nobody believes JNixon‘s scouting report

That ish is too complicated, abstract art

llperez talking L.A. ball

Overhypes Cali players til they disappear, AWOL

nomoney talking Earl Watson

defends his favorite player, sounding like Antoine Dodson

DanEboy, the biggest Bulls fan

How you make so many excuses why they lose to the Heat man?

Scottoant, just stop with your jokes, they’re just childish

But I give you credit on your basketball, you know your ball ‘ish’

I swear, this should be the Draft.net theme song

I dont want points, I’m not a McDunkin rip-off.. ahem.. I May Be Wrong

Remember this is all good and fun!  Don’t take it serious.

Don’t leave me hanging either, someone reply!

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

"Damn TONGUE, you cut me deep with that last line

Your rap skills are as important as a draft combine

When it comes to rapping you’re Yi JianLian

I’d go super saiyian if you weren’t such a peon

So stick your posts and put your tongue back where it belong

hop off my nuts like Aamir on Jeremy Lin’s shlong"

…….

 

 

 

 

 

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

All LOVE though bro 🙂

[Scottoant93Participant]

TOL23 talking about stealing people’s style

while i havent seen an orginal comment come from him in a while

ProudGrampa went from a troll to thinking hes sick

when in actuality hes just ridin other user’s d!ck

Mcdunkin making multiple accounts to give himself thumbs up

but when it comes to favors joke he hiccups

Aamir getting excited over some cheap deals

while trying to be the basketball ghandi beggin for a meal

I May Be Wrong Trying to be NBADRAFT.NET next prodigy

but his chances are as real as scientology

Basketball Guru man thats dudes so shallow

and you can’t spit b!tch so you obviously must swallow

 

Hope no one got offended(except for you Guru) and this pretty cool

 

 

 

 

 

 

[angelvigkesaParticipant]

Tiger Woods marrying Vanessa Bryant

#B*tch you wasn’t with me practicing your swing!

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Hahahahaha awesome!  I thought I would look stupid and nobody would reply!

I May Be Wrong, dropped some nice lines I’ll give him that

But when have you seen someone with 5,000+ points without droppin a basketball fact?

And as for Scottoant, your rhymes are kinda sketchy

But what can you expect from NBADraft.net’s John Amaechi?

McDunkin, I know you’ve read this, why you hiding?

I heard you starred on Brokeback Mtn, are you horseback riding?

And everyone else reading these rhymes

Comment down below, and leave us your lines

[sawwgaParticipant]

I always wanted to see Beasley in an up and down offence like GSW runs. He scored 19 a game and it’s hard to deny that he’s more talented than anyone they could pick up at 7. The trade works for me, even of MN had to throw in another small piece

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

But the site’s most famous trolls

We cannot ignore

They give us just as many chuckles

As certain (*cough* McDunkin) points whores

We all know of JLV

That guy’s such a fag

And then there’s tli

Everybody’s favorite douche bag

McBasketball Guru

Gave us "The Bulls Must Rebuild"

Got him over one hundred negs

But he could never fill

The place of one man

The site’s G.O.A.T. troll

The bible verses he would quote

The messed up trades he would roll

"Lakers gotta trade Andrew Bynum!"

"You Edomite clowns!"

Yeah, life’s so much duller

now that DNYCE is not around…

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Like nobody ever tells PattyMills to STFU,

there are so many stories from the Late night crew,

they tight like a pair of ProudGrandpa suspenders,

still have a battle going on with the posse called the Revengers,

led by McGambino, the head capo regime,

who gladly let I MAY BE WRONG join onto his team,

seems like we have a bunch of McUrkel clones,

still no one with the rep as big as the man OrangeJuiceJones,

just passed in point total by Mr. Y2G,

will never let you get away with dissing on Dragon Ball Z,

Nbanflguy tried to spirit bomb thedon,

to bad the king is here, self +1 yourself ya pawn

at least he admits it, first of quite countless statistics,

llperez‘s ID made look down with the Stylistics,

Could keep going on for days, you’ve all seen my posts,

people questioning my theories, when they wrong their all ghosts,

You know I’m up for battle, always standing at the end,

never call me DalenQualls, cause you know I’m not pretend,

thought that I would sit this out, maybe even be defiant?

Well, my reps bigger on this board than my man John Bryant!

[Scottoant93Participant]

 First you call me childish now your calling me secretly gay

I really not understanding this role that you play

Insulting people with no constructive crticism

Making yourself feel better by filling your egoism

Thinking your rap skills are so nice

Not realizing you basically said the samething about i may be wrong twice

But i respect you for making and continuing this thread 

But why is everyone else scared to comment as if they will get shot in the head

 

Seriously though why doesnt anyone else comment on this its so easy an italian with corny jokes do it

[HaleParticipant]

 MikeyV wins. Holy shit that was amazing.

[aamir543Participant]

Need some Mayo so I go to the store

Cyclo buying yogurt he wants some more

In comes Gramps 

He has a bad cramp

Crawling and kneeling

He calls it Tebowing

Leroy took another math test

Fractions Deciamal, not at his best

In I go to the Basement of Tli123

There I See Stephon Marburee(Marbury)

Jeremy Lin is Bay Area’s Finest

Tol home sick cause he has a Sinus

Now let’s end this with a tip

Cause it’s obvious none of us can rap for Shiit.

 

[McDunkin]

Why does everyone have to hate on the M.C.D.?

Is it because a Favors joke aint as easy as 123?

Yall call me a point whore but I dont care anymore

 because when you log in, i have 20 more points than before

and you know me in the lead makes DanEboy sore

Sorer than when he pees after  going to Jerseys shore

Yall swear I have other accounts, and thats a lie

I just got gif posting skills and thats my allaby

Imma keep this  sh%t short #NoMikeyV

and shout out to TOL with his toungue out like 23

he says im hiding but in RDR hes scared to see me

and then theres that old dirty man aka ProudG

dude went from being 75 to 17

that sh*ts more Curious than the Case of Benjamin B

but i gotta go because im watching tv

Teen Mom 2…oh S$&T..i mean UFC

[aamir543Participant]

 ^That, my friends is the best rap in NBAdraft.net history.

[HaleParticipant]

WARNING: I apologize in advance, I do not actually mean the following. Do NOT take this personal, I just tried to rhyme.This is my attempt at a rap diss.

 

I’m not a big rapper, but I’ll try my hand at this,

Can’t get any worse than an aamir vs. LeRoy diss,

McDunkin will be first because he’s number one,

Loses a few points and he’ll pull out someones gun,

That’s kinda sad but not as bad as Magickknick,

Got PG’s girl Andrea riding on his d!ck,

Just got out of his thread about a sexual predator,

Thanks to M-Dymes I got a job as an editor,

Who’s up next? How bout NoMoney,

2009 was the last time you were funny,

Onto a MikeyV novel, putting me to sleep,

I’m like Christian though, he’s my #1 peep,

It’s getting hard to rhyme and this isn’t my thing,

I’m not kanyedabest, I’ve got nothing left to bring,

This is the last one, this will be the end,

EuropeanBaller, do you comprehend?

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Constructing the game Imma bring a shovel

Take u rappers in the back

Bury ya 666 feet deep get &$#%#&@!ed by the devil

Let u taste the heat of underground rebels

Call me DYMES cuz I pack one more than an Eagle

Philly in house im talkin 215

Ballin 16th n Susquehanna since I was 9

Iversons on my feet

Arm sleeve keepin the shooting hand sheathed

Jumpers legit like felons on the street

Ball like a family, guess thats why Im reppin J-Will

If assisting is scoring, I get ya in the hall 4 passing me a deal

 

 

 

[DanEboyParticipant]

Yo, yo,  check it….check it…

Umm…I’m out, I can’t do this.

My pee burns too.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

DanEboy pee straight nasty

his dick got mo dimes than Steve Nashty

playin pick n roll with hunnies @ the bar

Beno took one look at his dong said this &$#%#&@! belongs in a jar

locked and detained from society like Mr. Sandusky

amazin how he gets more action like Rick James but is twice as funky

guess that why hes a supa…supa freak

bringing hoes of the pine like his dick was 6th man of the week

check it 6th man of the year on lock if that aint clear

the tip got more red than Rudolf the Reindeer

If Pam sucked on it, she’d down a fifth of Everclear

 

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Again, do not take any of this personal.  We’re just having fun guys!

Some of these bars are nice but some of em are lame

It’s worse than seeing Telfair in the NBA

Scottoant tryna diss, but I ain’t even buying it

Homeboy wanna step to me?  Shouldnt even be trying it

Yours rhymes are soft dude, and by the way are corny

You remind me of a child watching Barney

I May Be Wrong, what happened why’d you stop

I guess he had to go back to work at his beauty shop

Aamir still on this page, tryna get some drop some content

But it must be hard to rap with that nasty ass accent

I’m surprised MikeyV stepped in with a short verse

Guess it shows even nerds can rap, how diverse

I’m all around bars like I’m trapped in a prison

But yo check it, I’m the rap God.. and I have risen.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Looks like TOL23 still has based fever,

leaving out McBased, to busy pulling his lever?

I’m about to make you a true believer,

if a girl paid you attention, you would never leave her,

you rose, my lyrics beat your body back to life,

you froze, asking the girl saying "hi" to be your wife,

Corny? Damn man they should call you Nebraska,

People say your birthdays a natural disaster,

well, let me get back to the program, indeed it’s all good,

calling me a nerd is funny, when you make me look hood,

couldn’t be constructive if you were wearing a hard hat,

must have hurt when that "Barney" line fell flat,

onto a rock dropped off a Rockies cliff,

calling M-DYMES, to see where city of Rocky spliff,

now I don’t want to here crying, "Damn Mikey this ain’t beef!"

what season is this? Oh, the season of your Summr teeth,

after you done reading this you better see a dentist,

I Paid the cost to be the boss, you’re fired, the Apprentice!

[Scottoant93Participant]

TOL23 there you go again spittin the same sh!t twice

so let me sit you down and give some advice

You call yourself the Rap God but you lack originality

not even able to make a proper diss against me is like a rap brutality

I’ve revealed some much info about myself this shouldnt even be a stand-off

you have so much potential but it looks like your  pulling an Anthony Randolph

Its sort of sad since you’ve said it yourself im so corny and i shouldn’t be trying

but after reading your comebacks i find myself sighing

If thats gonna be your best comeback maybe you should admit defeat

Because your ryhmes are so thin i should call you Hasheem Thabeet

Underachieving when you get to the big stage, riding the bench

Keep sitting there while smelling mikeyv and my sweat stench

So let me see another rhyme about me being corny and such

and remember its reaching the 4th so dont be like lebron and choke in the clutch

 

hahahahaha damnn mikeyV is killing these rhymes him and Mdymes have to be the best ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[McDunkin]

 we should start a rap group 

[aamir543Participant]

 ^Can I be the token Indian guy looking up Nikola Pekovic stats on his iphone in the backround?

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

No.

[aamir543Participant]

 ^What about LaMichael James stats……….

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

That’s more like it. Plus you need to wear a fake fu manchu moustache. At the same time, you must put Rogaine on your upper lip so you can grow a real one. Than, you’re in.

[aamir543Participant]

 ^I’ve had a mustache sine I was 11. I’m 15 and my beard grows back in less than 2 days. It’s a skill.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Scottoant, you can’t rap, get back to your lame drawings

Because on this cypher, you’re gettin fkd harder than Kobe’s mistress, Colorado Springs

And MikeyV, you talk a lot about women like you’ve ever gotten kitty

Which is ironic because last time you got boobs, you were sucking Aamir’s titty

Hey Scottoant, maybe you should take some rap lessons

Because every bar you drop, my IQ just lessens

Speaking of droppings bars, Scott, you seem to do it on purpose

You dream about dropping soap in prison so much, you get excited when you read habeas corpus

But hey, whatever you like, is up to you

Sh!t, it’s your choice if you like Terry Crews calling you his boo

And MikeyV, what happened to your professional look

Last time you acted this hard was when you got your viriginity took

Must have been tough for McDunkin to turn you out

You two seem closer than the pope and a boy scout

You know old-school rap so pick your look

Be this cypher dude, or the nerd holding his reading book

These bars, it seems, got you halfway shook

We listen to similar music so you know, pick your personality, because there’s no such thing as a half-way crook

[DanEboyParticipant]

This one goes out to my boy with no flavor

The dude who couldn’t come up with a joke for Derek Favors

Jersey came to me, even though he tried to save her

Now he walkin around singing, ‘Noooo woooman, no cry’

Like he’s Bob Marley and the Wailers

Still in love, got her picture as his screensaver

Don’t worry dawg, when I’m done you can pick her up off waivers

(Crowd-DAAAAAAmn!!!)

She needs a man, someone she can savor

Not some youngin’ who hasn’t yet started using a shaver

She likes ‘em big and loaded like 36 chambers

Said being with you was like suckin’ on a cherry life saver

It’s not my fault I gave her the vapors

Just chalk it up to one of many of your life’s failures

(drops mic)

[butidonthavemoney]

This is getting good…

[McDunkin]

Well well well look at who it finally be

Daney B and of course he’s talking about his new Jersey

But I couldnt care less about the ho, im not MTV

i was done after the first season, You’re still trying to get to 3

I dont even try and I have her leaking oil like BP

Do us all a Favors and quit joking

You’re the only one that runs in that building….even though we all know its smoking

 

Of her Waffles I maybe be a fan, but when it comes to that pie its all Wale ("No Hands")

I rather be interviewed on Letterman, with that lame laugh track

Than need a lifetime prescription of Valtrex

You talk so much Bull-sh*t that we should call you D-Rose

or maybe Superman with the way you try to save that hoe

Now this second flow, I admit…it isnt as good my first

Hell this whole thread has been live, and this rhyme should be in a hurst

But like your motto about busting on Jerseys chest

…McFirst is worst….22nd is the best

 

 

 

 

 

[omphalosParticipant]

Nuts, nothing rhymes with omphalos.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Calling me out talking about McDunk and Aamir,

basically sticking to "you’re a punk and a queer",

I’m the Don, I know exactly what I’m doing here,

the reason you hide in the closet is mostly out of fear,

got bucked, none of your bars have ever been on my level,

get phucked, DYMES says my rap lines is the Devil,

talk about ladies, treating Draft.net like a fort,

"No Girls Allowed, I’d have a hard time talkin sport!"

act like you talk basketball, instead of just talkin’ trash,

you don’t take charge, you flop, you’re Vlade Divac,

stick to the prison lines, that’s original, FAIL!

you talk crime, first one to hit the showers in jail,

rapping about me reading, functional illiterate,

never knew there were bad schools for kids talkin’ $hit,

now you’re saying that nothing rhymes with omphalos? (om-fa-luhs),

Well, I just killed the Queen, another one bites the dust!

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Why you gotta act like nothing rhymes with omphalos

Where’s your freestyle?  You don’t gotta keep up with us, just follow

I see McDunkin still hitting up Jersey, tryna give her his d-hallow

But at the same time, his homeboy, DanE is tellin her to swallow

Hey, I’m getting at her too, she’s blowing me up, Apollo

She been with more dudes than the city of Sau Paulo

McDunkin and his lack of Favors jokes, it’s funny

Last time Jersey did a favor for me, she thought my d!ck was honey

Sh!t, she’s cheating on you so much, I call her Pete Rose

I was doing her when you got home one day, I left without my clothes

And that just shows why you shouldn’t propose

I think I’ll stop there, I don’t wanna overexpose

You trying to make a hoe into a house-wife was controversial

Especially when she advertises herself as "quick-and-easy", infomercial.

[goneParticipant]

Goku wasn’t with me shooting kamehamehas in the gym

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

That last one was your best yet. Though I made sure to look up "omphalos" to see if you could actually rhyme with it. It is difficult phonetically, but the end is pronounced "luhs" kind of like "luss". So I would say, "just follow us" instead of "just follow" to rhyme with it. Nonetheless, I will TRY to stop picking on you, lol.

[McDunkin]

Favors jokes and Jersey….If these evils never came into my life….I could run this joint

[Scottoant93Participant]

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Aamir keep talkin like his shit straight curry

ill bring some heat to the craft, bitch keep stirring

I have yall doin more cookin than Lil B on Thanksgiving

Beno smells the beef, bet he gonna be masturbaiting

cuz i got every ingredient u can find on the shelves Rudeboy

take ur girl milk er clean, toss deez nutz in, call it a McFlurry

pimpin cuz im sellin it out the truck for cheap

investment

making funds by making fiends even if u saying "butigotnomoney"

call me MikeyV, im a Don wit this rap shit, it aint funny

im a gif, cuz even if i was framed, i be making moves for ya mommy

ya hear me LeBron, its me n Delonte chillin

9 pitchers deep cuz we just straight thugging

the box cutter went click click

i may be wrong but plaxico must be in the buildin

or Isaiah takin it 2 the head

scout told him take Dalen Qualls

but that the only way he gonna see the ceiling

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 MIkeyV can actually rap.  Who knew.  McdUNkin is kind of hit or miss, but genereally pretty good.  Aamir is awful and forces it.  yupyup’s was solid.  M-DYMES doesn’t rhyme very well, but it is very "gangsta". ScottoAnt and TOL23 are ok.  I’m ok.  DAnEBOy isnt very good.

My rankings:

1. MIkeyV

2. McDunkin

3. ScottoANt

4. Me

5. Yupyup

6. TOL23

7. M-DYMES

8. DanEBoy

9. McBasketball GUru

Best of the Rest: Aamir

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 You just got moved down to fifth

[Scottoant93Participant]

Tol23 says everytime he reads my rhymes it lowers his iq, hard to see

Considering you would be brain dead with IQ of Javale Mcgee

I know  my rhymes are trash, but did your momma say your skills are good

sitting behind a computer screen pretending to be hood

Still talking about me being a b!tch and questioning my sexuality

I think your getting too into this game and questioning your own reality?

I dont know what your tripping over i never said anything negative

i guess thats what happens when you try to act hard and your just sensitive

Your disses against me are as weak as brandon roys knee joint

still lacking any real purpose or orginality, further proving my point

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

 I mean, really, none of us can rap that well consistently

[Scottoant93Participant]

^^^haha thanks Gramps it doesnt matter to me, im not a rapper and never will claim to be, so i could be last and it wouldnt make a difference lol Im just trying to keep this going and see other peoples responses

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Lie to my face/
spray me with mace/
it dont matter popos ill dismember ur race/
expose your corruption and lust of destruction/
We all kno half yall puppets without real function/
peacemakers who carry heat/
with warrants to kill innocent niggas in the street/
n u wonder why we hate on ur practice?/
what the fuck do u do with my money from taxes!/
Fuck all you crackheads/
cleaning the streets?/
 yall must be shermin/

Whitney Houston chillin wit Bobby Brown’s peeps/
n until u clean up ur act/
there’s no reason I’ll respect ur claim to protect/
a nightstick aint a santion for assault/
take a swing n ill turn ur brain into a malt/
rip off ur badge turn it inside out/
pin it back in ur eye to show what authority is about

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I dunno, sir.  I trust the police! 

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Consider this the commencement of war/
a slaughter of men who fought for power amongst the poor/
political crimes should result in a court-martial try/
they abuse their rights and abolish our sight/
turning a wise man blind to the logic of a fight/
against these egotistical entourages of masonic figureheads/
douche bags dressed up as heroes amongst civil men/
should i trust anyone of them/nah, to hell wit these Reps n Dems/
Im an independent who can think for himself, no pretense/
I pray for a society that no longer views mortal men as paladins/
fuck a sin, id rather reach for a pen/
let my thoughts flow out, n act like a leech on ur brain/
suck out and digest any false beliefs, let em come to a cease/
cuz I was once under the spell of America’s hell/
a psychological trance where u believe in the Bill/
fuck it I’ll take that shit back to Capital Hill/
forge a signature and a vatican seal/
and feel no remorse for the course of events that I coerece/
cuz my mind is a stronger army than that of a Navy comprised of Nazis/
come try n stop me/
im willing to die for my shit n come back a freed zombie

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Did you not post that first one before. If you were going to say "clean the streets? y’all must be shermin", you should pronounce it like "Charmin" (the toilet paper, indicating they are also full of doo-doo). You not make the swears visible is almost like listening to bleeped out rap. To bad you did not go to the "Mikey V middle school ways of finding out how to send your friends swears on school e-mail". Plus, you really dropping n-bizzle’s?

Nonetheless, Grampa, thank you for the compliment. I used to make raps in middle school that people really liked, though not much since than other than the occasional written flow and kicking stuff with my friends who wanted to get into it. My favorite MC’s are Biggie and KRS-One, my favorite group in Gang Starr. Anything DJ Premier touches is gold to me, along with Pete Rock and Dilla (was going to contribute to rSharpe’s Dilla/Nujabes tribute post, but had too much).

I am glad they had this battle rap thread and thank TOL for creating it, because it led to some fun posts. DYMES, I hear the Vinnie Paz anger in your words, but they are the kind of things that probably sound better than they look written, no offense. Still would love to hear your stuff if you record it.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Sherm is a coke dipped cigarette.  It makes sense…charmin would be interesting wordplay though.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

Yes I have dropped n-bizzles in real life cyphers as well.  Its been fine.  Theres a difference today between nigg(A) n the other.  I get called nigg(a) constantly by friends who are black.  No biggie.  Hell I wouldnt care if someone even called me a honkey or cracker.  A v. ER are 2 completely different words…99% of people will agree regardless of color.

[McDunkin]

We need a real hard gangsta name for our group. Like Boys 2 Men had.

 

[M-DYMESParticipant]

The fuk tha police rhyme is in response to my dealings with them during the G-20 riots in Pittsburgh.  Unreal.  I lost a ton of respect for many men in uniform.  Plus I’ve seen how they treat some people and it is completely unjustifiable.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

"Mikey V middle school ways of finding out how to send your friends swears on school e-mail"

 

How can I apply and will I get scholarship money?

 

*Boyz 2 Men consequently developed into Jerry Sandusky’s music by choice.

[McDunkin]

"I thought that was Men N2 Boys" (I feel awful for that)

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

I know what sherm is, I can pretty much rap "Ebonics" by heart. Just have also listened to a lot of "F#ck the Police songs" and did not exactly think it was "you claim I’m sellin’ crack/but you be doin’ that" type line. Here is my middle school stuff:

F(u)ck=Phuck

B(i)tch=B!tch

A(s)s=@ss

S(h)it=$hit

Plus, I guess I get the "a" and "er" thing, I just still find it weird saying it. I mean, you do not really here Ill Bill or Vinnie dropping it. I saw the "Boondocks" episode as well, so I know that I suppose some people think it is a difference, but out of respect to my some of my good friends who are black, I really try not to ever drop it. Still, it is a really easy word to rhyme with, that is for sure.

Or, now that I’ve seen you can do it, just put parentheses around one letter, lol.

[M-DYMESParticipant]

I thought they were part of the "adult alternative" genre, along with…

Boys 4 Men

Men iN Boys

Meninem

Crooked Guy

Cam’RUN

 

 

 

[M-DYMESParticipant]

I get where your coming from Mikey. 

I mean Vinnie n Ill Bill are a lil more prominent than myself.  When your music is getting pushed around by more than just your inner community, I think you’d probably want to drop that b/c people wanna see you fail and if you give them anything they can stab at…they are going to.  Then they’ll claim some racist BS.  Not good if ur trying to make a buck or career off your music. 

Hence why I highly doubt there is a chance in hell you’d see a mainstream non-black (f the black v white if u wanna get on it…call me white its just easier for reference n my typing) rapper use any variation remotely close to ni(gg)a (im studying 4 ur final).

[Scottoant93Participant]

oh yeah mikeyv have you checked out PG  players that you should be starting thread…I made a list of to answer to your question since PG failed to.left me know what you think

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Still do not know what the point of this excercise was (to show team depth?), but I will let you know what I think. Ultimately, I think that there are 30 teams. You have probably the best 8-10 at each position, than a middle that is relative close and than a majority or end who are in all honesty, tough to win position battles with. There are 150 starting spots in the NBA and I think most teams probably have maybe 3 players in the top half of their position.

Maybe I am being to complicated, but I think there is no way that you can have 186 players who would be legitimately happy with as your starter. It just does not make mathematical sense to me. Plus, I think too much of an emphasis is put on starting anyway. Joel Anthony is a starter, but I know the Heat would probably love it if he only played about 15 minutes per game. Where as James Harden is not a starter, but has played the most 4th quarter minutes in the league this year.

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up, Hol’ up 

I May Be Wrong, but my lines stay hotter than a habanero

LLperez was once arrested for streaking with only a sombrero

That joke was a bold lie, much like Tongue’s street cred

Campus rumors claiming he uses his tongue when he’s giving head

L-O-L, I admit that was kind of funny like Doug

I gave Patti her "mayonnaise" when she Kanye shrug

 

But back to the topic, a lot of users stay rappin’

Meanwhile, Aamir stays after school eraser clappin’

Always talking about Jeremy Lin’s wasabi nuts

I swear dude gets more meat than 4 cold cuts

Michael V comes along with the impressive wordplay

But I hope his bars don’t go to his head like a toupee

Stick to your analysis and mooch off McDunkin‘s name

In the battle of points supremacy, it’s a numbers game

ScottoAnt is about to leave the country soon

Why couldn’t it be FlyntFlossyBaby, stupid buffoon

Buffoon? Yikes! I’m starting to talk like Mr. Dale

EurpoeanBaller gets users freakin’ out like Christian Bale

And lastly, I see my Philly native DYMES holding it down

His bars tougher than a practice from Larry Brown

So these are my lines and I’mma go jerk it

It’s been 2 long days and I think I deserve it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[McDunkin]

OHHHHHHHHH

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

I am just saying, that might not be the worst idea right now. I’m waiting for McBasketball Guru to chime in, "can it be a gay battle?" But, I don’t know what crew is which:

Revengers: McMaddRapper, I MAY BE WRONG, WizKid if he actually wants to rap

Late Night Crew: butidonthavepesos, DanEBoy, Y2G

Yojimbo (a body guard whose services go to the highest bidder, than ends up killing everyone anyway): Mikey V

Free Agents: M-DYMES, Proud Grandpa (in the "unsigned hype section of "the Source"), TOL-23

Just an idea, but I am so excited about this that I will probably forget about it in a few days than be excited about it again a few months later. By the way, if no crew wants to pick me up, as Skillz says:

"I’m a Ghost Writer, I’m the guy that you don’t see, I write rhymes for cats than I charge’em a fee"

I accept credit cards, points, ego boosting compliments and CASH! OK, now, where’s my toupee and why is it not jheri curl?

[aamir543Participant]

 Just for the record, my name is pronounced Ah-mir, not Uh-meer.

And I have never been into rapping, excpet for when these guys in middle school wanted to start a rap group, and I told them I’d earn them a ton of money, and they let me be their manager.

They thought they’d get a couple bucks here and there, but each of them got 50, and they were acting as if I was some sort of great god or somthing. Idiots, little did they know that all of their money combined was less than half of what I kept for myself…………..

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Is it pronounced mur or mer? Because to me, mir is pretty much meer, lol. Like the Mir space station. Well, Ah-mir, you lost your managing job and spot in our crew due to this story. I only have one vote, but feel I speak for my counterparts. Unless you send us the money you kept for yourself, or give us the equivalent in points (roughly 1 billion), than you are on the sidelines, buddy. Got it, Madoff? 

[Scottoant93Participant]

Well since the position is available can i be the manager i have no business rapping but i can spread the word about you guys internationally. with an italian passport i can basically travel anywhere in europe and be considered a resident so i can spend alot of time going country to country getting you guys exposure. All of this traveling would be covered by myself of course i just want a cut in the profits

[HaleParticipant]

 I never knew I was part of the late night crew.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Please send your resume to the McDunkin Management Agency for proper review. I will put in a good word.

@Y2G: I was not sure you were either, lol. I just thought you seemed like a part of that crew. We just need fair teams, OK!? I will need to ask the LNC presidente, butidonthaveyen, for an official roster of his crew’s submissions, but I think you might make the cut.

[HaleParticipant]

 If I don’t make the cut, I think you and I could make a pretty nice stable as Yojimbo. With your quick wit and my boyish good lucks we would be unstoppable!

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

God, we’re awful at these freestyles lmao

It was fun though, how each of us kept going back and forth and actually trying to put some thought into our lyrics, a refreshing take on NBADraft.net’s off-topic section.

[McDunkin]

 TOL23 I guess by starting this thread you did us all….

( •_•)

( •_•)>⌐-■

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Favors

 

 

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Add another notch of failed Favors jokes to McDunkin’s list

[HaleParticipant]

Congrats McDunkin, what took you two years took me like fifteen seconds…I just realized that I was the one who had to cover for you. You’re still my McFavorsite though! 

See what I did there?

[Scottoant93Participant]

^^^ haha yeah i agree, its was actually kind of cool heres my ranking of who had the best rhymes

1.MikeyV- Came up with some nice rhymes and was really creative

2.Mdymes-even though none of them were disses i think if we heard him spit they would sound better as MikeyV stated

3.Tol23- hahaha He made this thread and he came up with some good ones, and even though we were kept mentioning each it was clear who winning lol

4.I May Be Wrong/Mcdunkin- even though they only made two they were pretty funny

5.Y2G- I liked his ryhmes

6A.Me- ……..yeah im never attempting to rap again lol

6B. PG- yours was ok, i can probably put you in front of me haha

6C. DanEboy- Probably better then both me and PG

6D. aamir only because you ripped those guys off lol

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

^^^^damn it took me 10 min to write that, it was directed to tol23 haha

[McDunkin]

 That wasnt even an attempt at the Favors joke i still havent used that bullet

Scott im sure you made valid points but all i saw was that my name is nowhere close to number 1 therefore your list doesnt count…disgusting

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 FREESTYLES?

I thought this was Def Poetry Jam

 

[Scottoant93Participant]

Here you go Mcdunkin, now hire me as your manager

Funniest Users on the site

1. MCDUNKIN

2. it doesnt matter

[McDunkin]

 Sure for a 25k down payment from your bank account I’ll let you

[aamir543Participant]

 Fine I’ll send you guys the remaining $54,657 that I made off of those idiots, no problem, I’ve got plenty more where that came from. As for the rap group, I think we should have Scotto on the cover of the album, even though he can’t rap. It’s all about marketability. Do you really think Justin Beiber’s favorite color is actually purple? 

Plus MikeyV, you need to drop all of the green, I know you’re a ducks fan, but we can’t have 12 people in white and black and you rocking a turquoise turtle neck.

And We need to get some stilts for Leroy, cause it looks really funny when everonelse is atleast 5’9, and then you have Leroy down there. 

And no ProudGramps, you can’t flash your AARP card into McDunkin’s eyes, and you need to lose the suspenders.

[Scottoant93Participant]

Deal… Heres my bank account number  000-DAN-EBO-Y

[Future_Scout]

 this aint my shii, but ill give it a try

nobody can try me cuss they know they get fried

lets admit it, y’all is cowards

and d i c k is where you heading towards

your girl? she is calling

in my trap, she is falling

the name is future scout and you know i aint trolling

and im unknown like im riding with no tag, plus i got swagg,

huh.. try me?… you know u gon’ get splacked

 

im so underrated, a dictionary i just ated

hit you with a line make you feel constipated

now im spitting rhymes like my name is Dymes

check all the pockets, bet you’ll find no dimes.

all 100…

 

here drinking beer, not you youre a queer.

i stay around here where the women is near

got that basketball knowledge 

like a hunter got a deer!?

i gave it a try n i suck so im outta heree

 

 

 

 

 

 

[omphalosParticipant]

First I was bummed caus’ nothing rhymed with omphalos,

But it was too hard to focus with mikey‘s mom on my phallus,

Now I’m taking green thumbs ’cause points are plunder,

Derrick Rose in the lane, I’m coming up from Down Under.

 

Let McDunkin have the glory, I prefer it in the shade,

I’m doing the real work, bringing Heat like Dwyane Wade.

I checked the roll for the playoffs and Lebron was an absentee,

I got cookies like Kobe, James can keep those MVPs.

 

Aamir is talking ish bout stopping bigs like Chuck Hayes,

He didn’t make varsity but he blocks 7-footers when he plays?

Gramps thinks he’s Pierce Hawthorne, but it’s more like Butters Stotch,

They’re Troy and Abed in the Morning, nobody’s gonna watch.

 

Thanks for letting me follow you TOL-23

 But I’ma take over, your rapping’s worse than Lil B,

Your tongue’s out like Mike but your moves are more Jagger,

I’m Jeremy Lin in Toronto, hitting that dagger,

You better call the cops, I just jacked your based swagger.

 

Anthony Davis getting overhyped by Mr. 19134,

But I couldn’t see his ceiling from up on Andre Drummond’s floor.

I’ma call it quits after I deal with DanEboy,

Now you’re weak at the knees, worse than Brandon Roy,

But I’ll cut him some slack, the Bull’s broke his favourite toy.

 

Like Scotto I’m Italian so don’t say ish about "grease",

I’m an alien from Mars, I swear I come in peace,

The beef ain’t real so I should just cease,

The rest of y’all can take off the Golden Fleece.

 

I’m MJ as a freshman, my baseline J so wet,

It feels like March, cause I’m cutting down the nbadraft.net.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Well done, man. I liked your finisher and even though you would need to pronounce "phallus" weird to make it rhyme, these were pretty solid. Still, my mom doesn’t sleep with leprechauns, but I am sure it was this other woman who claims to be my mom because she is really proud of me. Enjoy the herpes! 🙂

[omphalosParticipant]

Yup, representing Aussie hip hop, I know I should have thrown a Patty Mills/Bogut reference in there but I was getting rushed by a friend who needed a lift, so couldn’t work all my lines in.

This is literally the only time I’ve ever been able to write a rap, thanks for the opportunity lads.

@mikeyv; it itches!

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

You need to be in it. We need international flavor. Honestly, I was really impressed man. Also, the "Grease" reference was more to the musical/movie that European Baller loves so much rather than any negative Italian stereotype. Definitely down with Italians, Greeks, the whole nine yards. I liked that "Alien from Mars" line. Reminded me a bit of what Dirtbag Dan used in this battle:

 

Mad Child (Swollen Members, "Battle Axe Warrior b!tch I thought I told you!") was absolutely sick, too. I kind of liked him more, feel he killed the last bit. Both are pretty solid.

[goneParticipant]

Rap after rap you fools still slummin

I may be wrong but I fathered a lotta funny brothas

I think I’m Phil Drummond

MMA we forever killin

Popo throwing up the set how ya stomach feelin

I know you sick bout many points I’m gettin

Dont cough come get some see my pen is ill’in (penicillin)

McDunkin turn a dry post into a typhoon

And I dont understand Ah-mir why you

Dont go to class

You 15 go get some ass

Y2G, RazorSharpe, cant forget Me

Party of 3

We torn it down……DBZ

M-DYMES who real as he

Always talkin bout rollin tree

We must be truancy cause he HIGH school

Shoutout TOL always giving hell

In the new DBZ they turned me purple

His favorite team from H-town, bet he never sipped that surp (syrup) tho

Proudgrandpa really just started school, in the 6th grade and he play the flute

 

[aamir543Participant]

^I’ve actually never cut class in my life, however I have pulled the old sneak out after attendance, and show up 30 seconds before class ends and all the teacher can do is give you a tardy.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

At least you keep it real (even if it is by 15 year old standards. I probably was once just as "bad" as you). I liked the "pen is illin’" line WizKid. I was going to ask Ah-mir why he was not in school, but I realize it is early west coast time. Well, for the hell of it, why not kick another one?

For a long time my rhymes have been amusing cats,

picked up the pen and paper, confuse’em as bullets and gats,

loved listening to the older greats, used Napster to dig in the crates,

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, monsters internet creates,

trying to make my mind strong, McGwire androstenedione and creatine,

prepare to get your mind blown, hallucinating seeing things,

never touched the drugs, dose of me is still more lethal than Charlie Sheen,

but if you say "I’m high as phuck", my conciousness knows what that partly mean,

not trying to be vicious or malicious, usually try humorous, sarcastic,

still get the reaction of doing dishes, not really enthusiastic,

people point out that I’m stubborn, have a competitive streak,

but I have really no problem letting competitors speak,

as long as one gives one freedom to be unique,

draft you as crew, Black, White, Asian or Greek,

pour my heart into what I write, like a motivational book,

end things with a line to sink ya, but always staying off the hook.

 

 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

omphalos

That was impressive lmao

I’m glad I started this cypher on draft.net

Everyone’s joining in, getting bigger than our national debt

But on the real, I think I’m the illest

Acapella or a beat, you know that Ima kill it

Scribbling rhymes like my pen is leaking

We’re tryna be smooth like walking in a haunted house, no creaking

I’m sick on this rap ish, with no remedies

Ima keep going hard, to my extremity

I’m going harder than Dr. J in the seventies

You hate my cockiness?  Well I love makin’ enemies

It’s funny, I thought draft.net was a broken sink, no flow

But now everyone’s a rapper, the status quo

Some of these rhymes make me wanna cut my ear off, Van Gogh

But I’m still knockin’ lames out, K.O.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

TOL says he is the illest? I have a medical degree,

straight lava, sulfur, acid, you’ll have no immunity,

trying to make a joke, you’re just a joke to the community,

you seen Ichii the Killer? you’ll have no tongue out like 23,

think your cocky? Go try boxing, Muhammad Ali,

get knocked out the ring and grounded by the rhymes of Mikey V,

appreciate you starting this thread, its a hit, congratulations,

but most your rhymes ain’t hot, must be the sun upon the pavement,

seriously, you are like Dr. J, except with out the Dr. and with a jay,

your signed for class with a professor, who feels bad enough to refuse your pay,

I see what you are doing, got a simile without the "as" or "like",

look like a mute rapper as they refuse to turn on your mic,

your linguistics aren’t vicious, cobra with no poison, fangs of tooth brush bristles,

find my arsenic delicious, end with napalm bombs, ballistic missiles,

think before you speak next time, rhymes the devil, I told you as well,

think Bis had a 2nd round knockout? This was over before they rang the bell.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

MikeyV, you’re spitting out crap, like you ate some bullsh!t

You can’t touch my rhymes, they’re fire.  here’s an oven mitt

your rhymes are fake, like an artificial heart

you’re a white girl getting fkd, Elizabeth Smart

I’ll step up and eat rappers, like a tyrannosaurus

Get lost in the rap world, escaped from bars, Frank Morris

I’m leaking with rhymes, i’m lyrically porous

I’m kickin rhymes and snapping jaws, Chuck Norris

How you gunna even try and step to me?

I’ll break your legs and leave you in a cell with zyklon b

it’s sad

You ain’t ahead of me, you’re just my launching pad

forreal though, nobody reads your ish, newspaper ad

the way you think people accept when they hate you, deadbeat dad

speaking of a beat, I just killed it

i’m a king, I knock sh!t down.  you’re my slave, you build it

I’ll give away the rap game, good-willed it

I already purified it, distilled it

so next time you wanna step to me, think twice

because this mexican just ate up your rhymes, spanish rice

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

You ate my rhymes, they’re not spanish rice, more like a porterhouse steak,

it was a grievous mistake to step to me, they can’t fix people I break,

its unbelievable, think you have complex lines, I’ll write with quills from porcupines,

your intervention will not be divine, plus there is no replacement for torn out spines,

for real kid use your cranium, in layman’s terms that means your head,

a lot of people people hate the devil, but you’ll learn to love it when your dead,

you start off on here, you play your games, soon run out or new material,

think your a serial killer? Kid your mom still makes you cereal!

my rhymes are real as the blood dripping blue in your veins,

my knowledge gets right in your head and leeches out your brains,

the style you use is worse than what went down in the Vietnam war,

their should be a memorial for times you’ve been killed,  clearly more in store,

Your counter rhymes can’t count, no concept of mathematics,

the last time you got woman crack was begging the crack addicts,

every time you see a post, you gotta be a d!ck, it’s like a nervous tick,

think you are the illest? Your dead, can’t wish you were this sick.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I wanna be on Team NoMoney, er, I mean, the Late Night Crew if this rap battle thing ever goes down.

Wizkid, that sucked.  And I play the tuba.

[McDunkin]

 ProudGranda + Nomoney = Aamir + Jeremy Lin

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Wait…so that means…But I’m…thanks?

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I don’t like NoMoney like that!  What we have is purely professional.  Aamir and Jeremy Lin, on the other hand…

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

Have a professional relationship as well. Fluffer is a job, isn’t it? Well, with the amount of women Jeremy Lin is inevitably getting from his success, business is booming. 

[aamir543Participant]

^Everyone thinks that the big buisness misers are the only ones making money off my brotha, but no my friends, Jeremy Lin scented towels are selling very high these days, and investing $23.49 in 234 Jeremy Lin rookie cards is the best investment I have and will ever make. They say I can sell one for $80,000, but I have yet to make a decision on that investments. My sources tell me that number will increase by just over 20% in the next 35 days. The total number I’ve projected escalates $20,000,000. I’d be by far the richest teen in America, however the Govt. doesn’t count black money, and if they find out how much I’ve got under my matress, let’s just say I’d be in trouble in a lot of states(and territories).

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Just stop!  Like, really!  Stop with your whole Jewish Indian penny-pinching shtick.  Its silly.

[aamir543Participant]

 ^And your whole pretending to be an old guy was not?

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

My name was "Proudgrandpa", so at least it made sense.  I don’t see th correlation between you and being all miserly.  It’s odd.

[aamir543Participant]

 ^You obviously don’t live in an area with a lot of Indian people then. It’s all good though.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I scaled down on the whole "old man" thing. (BTW, I knew you’d mention that.  So predictable…)

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

He even correlates that Indians are as cheap as Jews and Chinese people. If not cheaper. Nonetheless, Ah-mir, getting a little obnoxious. Actually, a lot obnoxious. Your schtick is lamer than the format for the dunk contest this year. The government thinks your irrelevant, which you will become if you keep making these sorts of posts. You are a smart kid, but you need to know when to stop, lol. 

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Actually PG, indians are notoriously cheap. Not sure how many indian friends you have or met but real F.O.B’s (Fresh off the Boat) will blow you away with their cheapness. Like I’ll use my experience at working in an Indian restaraunt. An average American (let’s say MikeyV) would come in and order one dish, one bread, and one soda if he had to sit down and eat. If he had one of his friends, they would probably order 2 dishes, 2 breads, 2 sodas. If they had three, well you get the point. An American born indian (such as myself) would do the same thing. AND leave at least a 15% or higher tip. 

Now, an Indian FOB guy comes into the place. Sits down, orders one dish, 2 breads, and a water. (the bread and soda equal themselves out). He will also ask for extra curry if possible, a side of raw onions (free), and a complimentary salad. When it comes time to pay the bill, he’ll proceed to come up to the counter and either (1) complain about the food and ask for a discount, (2) bring up the fact that he is brown and how we should give other brown people discounts, or (3) ask for a discount straight up. Most likely, I would not give that person a discount and he would just roll his eyes and say very well and say he’ll never come back (but ends up coming back later that week). My tip will be somewhere in the $0.01-0.23 range.

Now suppose this indian comes in with a family of 4. Then that order will look like 2 entrees, 6 breads, 8 lemons, 10 sugar packets, 2 jugs of waters, a plate of raw onions, and a free salad if possible. When it comes time to pay the check, they’ll ask "Why so high total?" and start double checking math. They’ll pay the bill and think they just feasted like celebrities and end up leaving a tip around $0-2 dollars. 

Aamir can tell you what type he falls under but if I have to guess, I’mma say the FOB lol. 

And thus concludes my essay on why my people irk me and why I hate them. #Marrying-a-white-girl

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I hath been educated in my stereotypes. But still, like MikeyVTheDon said, Aamir is taking it way too far. He resembles me in my younger days. Except I was funny back then, harhar.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

[aamir543Participant]

 I actually fall under catagory one, I make the money, and I spend it wisely, but not like that lol, I don’t want to make a scene.

I apologize, I guess I took it too far, I’m not as stingy with money as I have portrayed myself to be, it was all in good fun.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Have you a job?

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

As paint does not drive, it is not that fun. Now I’m gonna make like a tree and make no sound if I am falling in the woods. Or make like a banana and get the phuck out of here. Ah-mir, it was just a little borrrrrrring. Why not try to go along with the course of the thread (this is, after all, NBADraft.net Rap). It is like going with the flow of traffic. If a bunch of cars are going 60 and you are going 40, you’re probably pissing a lot of people off rather than necessarily "following the law". 

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Aamir

You keep replying on this thread yet you haven’t posted over 16 bars.

MikeyV

I’ma reply to your freestyle, which was very good by the way lmao but I’m busy right now

[aamir543Participant]

@PG

No, until now I haven’t looked for one, but I keep trying to look for an internship, paid or unpaid, but all of them are only open to Juniors, and Seniors, and some are only open to damn Freshman. 

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

I will respond to yours once you have spent the week thinking it over. Only better, of course 🙂 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

So you dont spend money because…YOU HAVE NO MONEY!  The truth comes out.

[aamir543Participant]

Most of my stories are made up but some of them are true……….

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

So where do you get this money that you claim to have but not spend?

Do you have a side-job with M-DYMES’ "business"?

[aamir543Participant]

 ^No I do not have a side job in MDymes’ "buisness"(Thanks gooness).

Here is a true story for you,I had this one friend that was a real entrepenuer, he was an idiot spending wise, but he made quite a bit of money, and I stepped in and made some off of him. Surprisingly it was quite a  bit, I didn’t do much though, basically we would make remote control race cars, and sell them for cheaper than you can get the store to kids in our grade. It wasn’t anything fancy, infact it was a piece of crap, the only good thing was that the motor would run effectively.We were good at wiring and tech and stuff, well me not so much, he was really good at tech, but he didn’t know how to do math or make calculations, which is where I steped in. We did that for about 3 months, but it was very time consuming and we ran out of materials, and there were some other small ventures with him.

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

MikeyV, it’s surprising that this nerd can rap

I used to imagine you with thick glasses and a backwards baseball cap

To be honest, you’re lyrics are about as soft as a slow song from Drake

but the way I kick it, I can get convicted for lyrical rape

Why are you jealous of me?  i heard your balls are the size of grapes

your rhymes are about as interesting as an Alexandra Denman sextape

You bleed from my rhymes like a girl on her period

I have a need to rhyme, it’s my weakness, period.

I’m a man of my own when it comes to lyrics

You just won’t understand it like the Ethopian version of hook’d on phonics

Losing to me, like an infomercial, is 100% guaranteed

I’ll roll you up and waste you like MDymes and his Afgan weed

So reply when you’re brain is stronger, eat some frosted flakes

Forreal though, don’t step to me, I play high stakes

 

[aamir543Participant]

 Here comes Gramps with his walker

Yet we fail to realize he is a stalker

Washing his balls while admiring this telephone wire

What do you wish to desire

You motherf**king liar!

It’s stone cold, just like your heart

Why aren’t you here already

Don’t you take Bart

The life we be livin’ ain’t the vision we be recivin’

Why thank you, I might as well be leavin’

(That’s the best I could do, no where near, what Tol, MikeyV, Scotto, McDunkin, and Dymes have com up with)

[llperez]

spittin hard shit, dropping bars like classical lyrical choruses for college

Have you draft net users lining up like drills for my seargent

not opinions, but undeniable basketball knowledge

coming through my keyboard keys as i press harder

what’s harder, me dunking for three or you

 running your mouth like PJ and I’m Spree

going blue in the face, you can’t breathe

Going out of style like a loss of words for MIkey V

or McDunkin rocking skinny jeans, his crease’s so clean

DanEboy yelling "Derrick Rose for MVP!"

Jokesters joke’n, late night crew is chokin

Like Lebron in 7 games that mean something

Give you wannabe lyricists a stompin

Im not eazy E and i aint frontin, but im a real fukin G

From a city near compton

Not the ritz, like angelina and brad daugherty’s Pitts

Cant count how many haters talking sh.it

dont call me out

cause like the ring ill be out this screen in 7 days to your house

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[omphalosParticipant]

Just thought you guys might like to know my mate who makes electronic music convinced me to record an NBA rap as a bit of a laugh after I mentioned this thread to him, if it turns out any better than atrocious I’ll be sure to show you guys (if I ever learn how to embed a video).

Probably going to just do the lyrics and find a guest vocalist though.

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

It’s becoming a slaughter, you’re like a lamb dropped in Shark Alley,

just afraid to get clobbered, unprepared for Death Valley,

envy? that’s a deadly sin, not down with that, I’ve got the win,

keep talking about killing a beat, getting beat upon ya chin,

well guess at least that works, stumbling verse after verse,

thought you had a gift, but only stuck with the curse,

thinking you could sell a bit, man you celibate,

means nobody phucks with you, your flow is $hit,

now Drake is from my city and he makes some soft tracks,

but I’m iron on the track, you’re feathers upon wax,

keep talking about nerds, were you one of the jocks?

play grab @ss in the shower, pretending your homeboy was a fox?

bring up period jokes? well that truly sealed your fate,

when your PMS so much they say you menstruate,

trying to call me out, keep looking more like a chump,

but you spit out $hit, forget to take your pre-game dump?

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

#Brad Daugherty Reference

It’s ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN now!

[HaleParticipant]

 I swear MikeyV needs to start a label.

[McDunkin]

I ghostwrite for Mikey V

 

( He talks about Puffy, MikeyV, Foxy Brown, Mase, Jermaine Dupri, and Will Smith

[mikeyvthedonParticipant]

He does indeed name names in concert. Would love to know everyone he is talking about, think Nelly is another one. However, McForgotAboutDre was not my ghost writer and he is more like Dr. Dre. He will rap my lyrics I write for him and give me very little credit. If I could be a ghost writer a la Skillz, that would be super awesome. Not even close to Skillz though, lol.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

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[rhamnlacsonParticipant]

 you guys should just make a video that would be fun

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Remember this thread? I’m bringin’ it back

Like BanggggbanggggWayne, I’m goin’ on the attack

Some of y’all have been acting like a fool

And I’most of this community is getting thired of your bull

Trolss are popping up e’rywhere

Like EDED…whatever it is

And one mention of Shabazz

And most of y’all jizz

Sorry if you dont feel me

I don’t mean to offend

Nothing but con-structive criticism

Do I try to lend

Cause I know what it’s like

When the whole site hates ya

It’s like you’re Mother Nature

In a room full of Haitians…

[Tongue-Out-Like-23Participant]

Wow, we actually weren’t that bad.  I thought I’d look back at this thread and think "What the hell was I thinking?" lmao

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