Draft.net Horoscopes Part: 3

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:46pm #32646

butidonthavemoney

Most of you already know that I am an officially licensed junior astrologer, and it’s about that time again.

Who wants a free horoscope?

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:54pm #590461

I May Be Wrong
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predict my future like Thats So Raven

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:54pm #590478

I May Be Wrong
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predict my future like Thats So Raven

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 1:54pm #590038

I May Be Wrong
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predict my future like Thats So Raven

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:00pm #590464

butidonthavemoney

I May Be Based’s Horoscope: Your future is clouded… I can only see an older version of you standing naked in your front lawn, berating the Hispanic mailman for "sucking at his job" and chasing the school bus down the street whenever it passes. On an unrelated note; you’ll do the majority of your future shopping at Wal-Mart.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:00pm #590480

butidonthavemoney

I May Be Based’s Horoscope: Your future is clouded… I can only see an older version of you standing naked in your front lawn, berating the Hispanic mailman for "sucking at his job" and chasing the school bus down the street whenever it passes. On an unrelated note; you’ll do the majority of your future shopping at Wal-Mart.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:00pm #590041

butidonthavemoney

I May Be Based’s Horoscope: Your future is clouded… I can only see an older version of you standing naked in your front lawn, berating the Hispanic mailman for "sucking at his job" and chasing the school bus down the street whenever it passes. On an unrelated note; you’ll do the majority of your future shopping at Wal-Mart.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:09pm #590470

I May Be Wrong
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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:09pm #590487

I May Be Wrong
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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:09pm #590047

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:10pm #590473

I May Be Wrong
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I thought you said you predicted futures? … not my past

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:10pm #590490

I May Be Wrong
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I thought you said you predicted futures? … not my past

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:10pm #590050

I May Be Wrong
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I thought you said you predicted futures? … not my past

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:25pm #590482

butidonthavemoney

I said it was cloudy…

Besides, I’m not a psychic, I’m an astrologer. I read horoscopes.

Get with the program.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:25pm #590499

butidonthavemoney

I said it was cloudy…

Besides, I’m not a psychic, I’m an astrologer. I read horoscopes.

Get with the program.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:25pm #590059

butidonthavemoney

I said it was cloudy…

Besides, I’m not a psychic, I’m an astrologer. I read horoscopes.

Get with the program.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:43pm #590485

McDunkin

"NoMoney is without a doubt the "astrologer’s astrologer." I was lucky enough to meet him early last year when he asked me to appear on his program and was so impressed at the time with his skills as both an astrologer and an interviewer, I asked him to collaborate with me on a few of my professional projects. Fortunately, for me, he agreed and since then we have become very close colleagues and very good friends. But then, with the high level of both his professional skills and his personal values, it was impossible not to. For that reason, and the fact that NoMoneys astrological expertise in both transit interpretations and relationship analysis is second to none, he is not only the astrologer I send my clients and family to for their astrological forecasts, he’s the one I trust to do my own."

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:43pm #590502

McDunkin

"NoMoney is without a doubt the "astrologer’s astrologer." I was lucky enough to meet him early last year when he asked me to appear on his program and was so impressed at the time with his skills as both an astrologer and an interviewer, I asked him to collaborate with me on a few of my professional projects. Fortunately, for me, he agreed and since then we have become very close colleagues and very good friends. But then, with the high level of both his professional skills and his personal values, it was impossible not to. For that reason, and the fact that NoMoneys astrological expertise in both transit interpretations and relationship analysis is second to none, he is not only the astrologer I send my clients and family to for their astrological forecasts, he’s the one I trust to do my own."

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 2:43pm #590062

McDunkin

"NoMoney is without a doubt the "astrologer’s astrologer." I was lucky enough to meet him early last year when he asked me to appear on his program and was so impressed at the time with his skills as both an astrologer and an interviewer, I asked him to collaborate with me on a few of my professional projects. Fortunately, for me, he agreed and since then we have become very close colleagues and very good friends. But then, with the high level of both his professional skills and his personal values, it was impossible not to. For that reason, and the fact that NoMoneys astrological expertise in both transit interpretations and relationship analysis is second to none, he is not only the astrologer I send my clients and family to for their astrological forecasts, he’s the one I trust to do my own."

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:24pm #590494

mikeyvthedon
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At the very least, I hope that the ape stereotypes are kept to a minimum when I finally see Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Except, of course, the use of feces as a weapon.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:24pm #590511

mikeyvthedon
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At the very least, I hope that the ape stereotypes are kept to a minimum when I finally see Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Except, of course, the use of feces as a weapon.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:24pm #590071

mikeyvthedon
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At the very least, I hope that the ape stereotypes are kept to a minimum when I finally see Rise of the Planet of the Apes. Except, of course, the use of feces as a weapon.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:30pm #590497

McDunkin

For some reason i cant stand the name of that movie

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:30pm #590514

McDunkin

For some reason i cant stand the name of that movie

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:30pm #590074

McDunkin

For some reason i cant stand the name of that movie

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:51pm #590080

mikeyvthedon
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The Monkeys are talking! For some reason, when I was a kid, I thought the concept of this movie, was, incredible. I honestly never saw the original, and the Tim Burton was worse than sin, but my brother is coming to town and he got me excited about seeing it. As an enthusiast of animals killing human movies, it should at least be good for a few yuks.

It reminds me of the time when I decided that Snakes on a Plane was going to be my farewell movie when I left college. A bunch of friends and I went on my last day in Eugene, and it was a blast. I mean, the name was exponentially better than this movie, but I had no idea the amount of private parts the snakes would be biting, truly fantastic. All I can hope is that it turns out to be a musical:

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:51pm #590503

mikeyvthedon
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The Monkeys are talking! For some reason, when I was a kid, I thought the concept of this movie, was, incredible. I honestly never saw the original, and the Tim Burton was worse than sin, but my brother is coming to town and he got me excited about seeing it. As an enthusiast of animals killing human movies, it should at least be good for a few yuks.

It reminds me of the time when I decided that Snakes on a Plane was going to be my farewell movie when I left college. A bunch of friends and I went on my last day in Eugene, and it was a blast. I mean, the name was exponentially better than this movie, but I had no idea the amount of private parts the snakes would be biting, truly fantastic. All I can hope is that it turns out to be a musical:

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 3:51pm #590520

mikeyvthedon
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The Monkeys are talking! For some reason, when I was a kid, I thought the concept of this movie, was, incredible. I honestly never saw the original, and the Tim Burton was worse than sin, but my brother is coming to town and he got me excited about seeing it. As an enthusiast of animals killing human movies, it should at least be good for a few yuks.

It reminds me of the time when I decided that Snakes on a Plane was going to be my farewell movie when I left college. A bunch of friends and I went on my last day in Eugene, and it was a blast. I mean, the name was exponentially better than this movie, but I had no idea the amount of private parts the snakes would be biting, truly fantastic. All I can hope is that it turns out to be a musical:

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:19pm #590104

Scottoant93
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How about mine haha

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:19pm #590527

Scottoant93
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How about mine haha

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:19pm #590544

Scottoant93
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How about mine haha

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:31pm #590116

butidonthavemoney

mikeyvthedon’s Horoscope: Over the years, the backs of your kneecaps will develop an extreme sensitivity to contact. It shall start off as a light tickle, but eventually you’ll be unable to sleep as the slightest breeze will force you to erupt in an uncontrollable laughter. Try to soundproof your apartment and be sure to have lots of extra sheets handy, as you will also have a sensitive bladder.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:31pm #590539

butidonthavemoney

mikeyvthedon’s Horoscope: Over the years, the backs of your kneecaps will develop an extreme sensitivity to contact. It shall start off as a light tickle, but eventually you’ll be unable to sleep as the slightest breeze will force you to erupt in an uncontrollable laughter. Try to soundproof your apartment and be sure to have lots of extra sheets handy, as you will also have a sensitive bladder.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:31pm #590556

butidonthavemoney

mikeyvthedon’s Horoscope: Over the years, the backs of your kneecaps will develop an extreme sensitivity to contact. It shall start off as a light tickle, but eventually you’ll be unable to sleep as the slightest breeze will force you to erupt in an uncontrollable laughter. Try to soundproof your apartment and be sure to have lots of extra sheets handy, as you will also have a sensitive bladder.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:34pm #590119

butidonthavemoney

Scottoant93’s Horoscope: Your death is mysterious, even to a pro like me. All I’m getting is pickle brine. Gallons and gallons of pickle brine. Also an ill-fated bath toy. Hmmmm…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:34pm #590542

butidonthavemoney

Scottoant93’s Horoscope: Your death is mysterious, even to a pro like me. All I’m getting is pickle brine. Gallons and gallons of pickle brine. Also an ill-fated bath toy. Hmmmm…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 4:34pm #590559

butidonthavemoney

Scottoant93’s Horoscope: Your death is mysterious, even to a pro like me. All I’m getting is pickle brine. Gallons and gallons of pickle brine. Also an ill-fated bath toy. Hmmmm…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:00pm #590144

Scottoant93
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lmao that is a mystery for sure because what the hell is pickle brine haha

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:00pm #590566

Scottoant93
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lmao that is a mystery for sure because what the hell is pickle brine haha

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:00pm #590583

Scottoant93
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lmao that is a mystery for sure because what the hell is pickle brine haha

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:07pm #590146

butidonthavemoney

You’ll find out in your last moments on Earth…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:07pm #590569

butidonthavemoney

You’ll find out in your last moments on Earth…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:07pm #590586

butidonthavemoney

You’ll find out in your last moments on Earth…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:52pm #590599

The8thDeadlySin
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I wanna hear what the stars say about the Sin..

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:52pm #590618

The8thDeadlySin
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I wanna hear what the stars say about the Sin..

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 5:52pm #590175

The8thDeadlySin
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I wanna hear what the stars say about the Sin..

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:13pm #590613

butidonthavemoney

The8thDeadlySin’s Horoscope: Buy a new toothbrush. I’ll do your mental stability a favor and not tell you why, but seriously, throw your current one away.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:13pm #590633

butidonthavemoney

The8thDeadlySin’s Horoscope: Buy a new toothbrush. I’ll do your mental stability a favor and not tell you why, but seriously, throw your current one away.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:13pm #590190

butidonthavemoney

The8thDeadlySin’s Horoscope: Buy a new toothbrush. I’ll do your mental stability a favor and not tell you why, but seriously, throw your current one away.

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:30pm #590616

The8thDeadlySin
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But I just bought one of those vibrating tooth brushes… It makes my nose get tickled if I bite down on it.. I really like it.. Are you sure it said tooth brush and not gooch brush?? I need a new brush to tidy up my chote…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:30pm #590636

The8thDeadlySin
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But I just bought one of those vibrating tooth brushes… It makes my nose get tickled if I bite down on it.. I really like it.. Are you sure it said tooth brush and not gooch brush?? I need a new brush to tidy up my chote…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:30pm #590193

The8thDeadlySin
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But I just bought one of those vibrating tooth brushes… It makes my nose get tickled if I bite down on it.. I really like it.. Are you sure it said tooth brush and not gooch brush?? I need a new brush to tidy up my chote…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:37pm #590619

butidonthavemoney

For God’s sake!

DON’T USE THAT TOOTHBRUSH!

I am warning the crap out of you!!

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:37pm #590639

butidonthavemoney

For God’s sake!

DON’T USE THAT TOOTHBRUSH!

I am warning the crap out of you!!

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:37pm #590196

butidonthavemoney

For God’s sake!

DON’T USE THAT TOOTHBRUSH!

I am warning the crap out of you!!

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:51pm #590625

The8thDeadlySin
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Funny phrase there:

"..warning the crap out of you"

Can you imagine if you could actually warn the crap out of someone?? I mean just warn and warn and warn them all day untill they actually shat themselves?? That would just be insane.. It would probably be so bad that it would get on other stuff.. The sink, their hand soap, toothpaste and their toothbru…………………

Damn…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:51pm #590645

The8thDeadlySin
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Funny phrase there:

"..warning the crap out of you"

Can you imagine if you could actually warn the crap out of someone?? I mean just warn and warn and warn them all day untill they actually shat themselves?? That would just be insane.. It would probably be so bad that it would get on other stuff.. The sink, their hand soap, toothpaste and their toothbru…………………

Damn…

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Posted on: Tue, 08/16/2011 - 6:51pm #590202

The8thDeadlySin
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Funny phrase there:

"..warning the crap out of you"

Can you imagine if you could actually warn the crap out of someone?? I mean just warn and warn and warn them all day untill they actually shat themselves?? That would just be insane.. It would probably be so bad that it would get on other stuff.. The sink, their hand soap, toothpaste and their toothbru…………………

Damn…

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Posted on: Wed, 08/17/2011 - 11:55am #590871

aamir543
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Ooh, ooh, What about me?

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Posted on: Wed, 08/17/2011 - 11:55am #590894

aamir543
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Ooh, ooh, What about me?

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Posted on: Wed, 08/17/2011 - 11:55am #590447

aamir543
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Ooh, ooh, What about me?

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