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  • #7913
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    butidonthavemoney

    Alright. You are stranded. You get three books, three movies, three video games and three CD’s. What do you take?

    To all the wise-asses out there you know how the game works. Let’s keep it real.

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  • #203808
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    butidonthavemoney

    I’ll go first!

    Books:

    A Clockwork Orange
    The Idiot
    The Bible

    Movies:

    The Seventh Seal
    Seven Samurai
    Pulp Fiction

    CD’s:

    Illmatic
    Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness
    No World For Tomorrow

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  • #203842
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    McWinning
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    this thread fails.

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  • #203869
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    SpencerIsHawesome

    i would bring 3 porno’s

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  • #203875
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    Michael.S.
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    who is this guy?
    anyways interesting post

    Books

    Green Eggs and Ham
    The Outsiders
    The Bible

    Movies

    A Discovery Channel movie on how what to do if your stranded on an island.

    Space Jam

    And a movie with some sexy girls. cause if im stranded i need to see some girls can’t think of any really good movies now.

    CD’s

    theres alot of good music sooo i would just , make my own.

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    • #204403
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      ItsVictorOladipo
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      How am I going to play music and DVDs on a desert island? Lots of batteries lying around?

      Books:
      The Bible (it’s long)
      Robinson Crusoe
      Hustler (I’ll need pictures of girls to keep me going)

      Movies:
      Scarface
      Night of the Living Dead
      Anchorman

      CDs
      The Black Album
      Illmatic
      Its Pimpin Pimpin(kat williams comedy)

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  • #204418
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    butidonthavemoney

    What did I say about being a wise-ass?!?!?

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  • #204420
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    CLYDE-frazier10
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    for video games
    all i will need are my xbox 360, controller, halo3 and live and ill be set.
    top three games wud b
    halo 3
    ufc 09
    and some basketball game

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  • #204588
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    JoeWolf1

    I’d want to learn how to make a coconut radio…

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  • #204648
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    llperez

    games-UFC Undisputed, NCAA Football, and not sure about the third

    cd’s-Mellon Collie And The Infinite Sadness would be number one. then maybe the blue Album by weezer, and something soothing to relax to.

    books-maybe some how to survive books

    movies-The Dark Knight, Full Metal Jacket, and Donnie Darko

    Plus lots of sun screen.

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  • #204703
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    QHaynes20

    Books

    Art of War
    Big Book of Basketball
    Bible

    Movies

    Longest Porno Ever
    Star Wars Box Set
    Godfather Box Set

    Music

    I would have boatloads of mixtapes
    Sports Podcasts

    Or if I want all of that

    My Blackberry Tour

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  • #204785
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    butidonthavemoney

    Nevermind!

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  • #204791
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    QHaynes20

    i thouhgt you were gonna blow up the world? What happ man?

    Also, why not bring some porn?

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  • #204796
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    butidonthavemoney

    I need to clean up my act. They are watching… Always watching…

    *What was that??!?!*

    I’ll be banned… Someone’s gunning for me…

    SHUSSSHHHH!!!!!!

    Have they… What? No… It just doesn’t wear…

    Who?

    Aran? rgiller?

    Leave me be… I am scared and ugly… So… ugly am I.

    Peace is coming. But not until another offensive joke.

    A RIDDLE?!?!

    But where would they put it…?

    Maybe… Rupert’s Barn? The cows watch but do nothing. They watch me slumber…

    Stalkers of the night
    They’ve hid the carpenders jewels
    No rest for sinners

    Not a riddle, but a Haiku… What could it mean?

    I see the air. The sound air. There was soap and itchy in the waffles… That’s how it came to be.

    It was foretold in the prophecy!

    What prophecy????

    I understand now…

    LIAR!

    I’m tired. And afraid. They are watching.

    It shines. Even in the day-time.

    They say it is magical.

    That is blasphemy! What would his highness say…

    I…

    I’ll tell you what he’ll say! NOTHING! He will dispose of you without a second thought!

    Symbolism… What are you trying to tell me alien-dragon spawn?

    Moose. The room with a moose. Go there my son. Answers await you.

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  • #204797
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    Michael.S.
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    MASTERPIECE ^

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  • #204970
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    OldSkoolBasketball
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    Books( actually magazines):
    SI
    ESPN
    Playboy

    Movies: does it have to be out on dvd?
    District 9
    Hangover
    The Office Box Set

    Music:
    Ipod

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  • #205025
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    j1232e
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    has officially lost it lol! Basketball season better start soon or I am scared for him.

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  • #205052
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    butidonthavemoney

    OH! How far I have come… The administration sensation is quite unbearable… The puppyfish is in Montu Picchu! It is just as you said.

    I didn’t say that!

    They follow me! I am as fast and elusive as Chickenfoot but they manage to keep up.

    They must be…

    YES! They must be John Bryant!

    That’s not wh…

    The wind?!?!?

    Chopping… action????

    AHHHH!!!! The Scripture of Yore…. Yes my young padawan.

    It’s in the stove!!!

    CALM DOWN!!! What stove?

    The one at 7315…

    How do I get there???

    It’s a code… One might even say a no…

    DON’T GIVE IT AWAY!

    Matters not!

    I have it in my mind-grapes!

    You have what?

    The scripture!

    Recite it in a spinny accent. With a hint of cowboy…

    YES, MY VERMIN LORD!!!

    “pure score less to sum shiny chop with headless clow…”

    Wait I’ve heard this… What warrented this babble-gabble?

    Hum-Drum?

    Aye…

    Ask the stove…

    What stove?

    I’ve already told you… Now about my sandwitch…

    FINISH THE SCRIPTURE!!!!!!!

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  • #205053
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    Michael.S.
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    Do those have any type of story/or meaning to them? Or are they just a whole bunch of randon thought’s put togther?

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  • #249256
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    butidonthavemoney

    “Do those have any type of story/or meaning to them? Or are they just a whole bunch of randon thought’s put togther?”

    It’s a secert. It’s a magical secert. Only the smartest can decipher my clues!

    What’s the reward?

    I will reward you plentifly.

    Who will?

    MEEE butidonthavemoney.

    What’s the answer?

    It’s a passage from the scripture. Find the passage, and post it to this here.

    What kind of passage?

    Simpery a passage. A post.

    What scripture?

    All the keys and codes are waiting, waiting the two previous mass posts.

    Can I have another clue?

    No. Stupid.

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  • #250139
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    ThaMatrix
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    Books:

    Harry potter Series

    Movies:

    Happy gilmore
    The Office: all episodes
    the hangover ( need some laughs)

    Video Games:

    Nba 2k10
    COD MW2
    MLB 09 the show

    Cds:

    Billy Talent 2
    American idiot
    Mothership

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  • #250191
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    Books:

    “The Slave Trade” by Hugh Thomas (818 pages of KNOWLEDGE)
    “The Ultimate Outdoors Book” by Paul Tawrell
    “The Rose That Grew From Concrete” by Tupac Shakur

    Movies:

    “Training Day”
    “Red, White and Brown”
    “The Last Dragon”

    Video Games:

    NBA 2K10
    Madden 10
    GTA IV

    Cd’s:

    “Are You Experienced” by The Jimi Hendrix Experience
    “Left” by Eric Roberson
    Blakroc’s self titled album

    Two questions:

    1) How long are we stranded for?
    2) Can we bring a laptop? If so, then I replace everything, and I mean EVERYTHING, on my list with my laptop.

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  • #250304
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    butidonthavemoney

    1) The rest of your life.

    2) No. Absolutely not.

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  • #250312
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    OrangeJuiceJones
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    omar dayze
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    Books:
    the anarchist cookbook
    the beach (lol)
    bible

    CDs:
    D’Angelo – Voodoo
    Dre 2001
    Jimi Hendrix – Electric Ladyland

    Games:
    COD MW2… i would bring 2 more but i probably wouldnt touch them so il save that space for some undies..

    Movies:
    Godfather pt. 1
    Good Will Hunting ( to snuggle up with a local mama to)
    some a$$ parade, like itsdwight said…

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  • #317388
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    13kavak

    did you lose your mind? you did have one to start with right? I believe theres medication for that and if your on medication for it stop taking it PLEASE

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  • #318513
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    butidonthavemoney

    i beh to dayz of muy medcinal peases) how many mor bubbls can i eat pleez

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