[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

"8thdeadly your picture is an Android from Dragon Ball z….I’m right now give me points"

-Wizkid

You see, if it hadn’t been for this comment in the middle of Page 1 of http://staging.nbadraft.net/forum/jeremy-lin-facts#comment-425898

AKA "Jeremy Lin Facts",

this thread would not have become a giant Dragonball Z lovefest and would not have become what it is today, that is a remarkable, improbable thread that is the longest ever as well as the second-most read (Awkward Moments is first).

Wizkid, I’m sorry I left you off that list of the people who made that thread what it was, because your comment led to this moment.

Only on a Jeremy Lin thread, my friends…

[aamir543Participant]

^Hey Gramps I offered you a trade in the Rotisteree league……….

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Stalker-y little bugger, aren’t ya?

[Raman KuppuswamyParticipant]

haha

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Thats worst than the first deal

[aamir543Participant]

 ^Ok………….

I got your offer, and I’m not so interested in that particular offer, but if we replace Monroe with Nene, and Amare with Pekovic, we have a deal, I’ll even throw in JR Smith to sweeten the syrup.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

That’s horrible!

A) Don’t need a PG (and Lin isn’t even gonna put up that good of numbers anyways)

B) Any player of my choice?  ALL your players are mediocre

C) Brook Lopez?…

[Smith J JohnyParticipant]

agree

[aamir543Participant]

Ok, This will hurt me, but I’ll give you Lin and any other player of your choice, plus Lopez.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

No

No

No

[aamir543Participant]

 First of all, my mediocore team made it from dead last to fluctuating between 2nd and 4th place, and in the mean time the gap between the 4 of us keeps closing.

And two, I’ll give you an upgrade at guard from Teague to Curry and I’ll trade you McGee and Pekovic.

So Curry McGee and Pekovic for Durant and Teague.

If you want Monroe, we’ll replace Monroe and Lopez for Pek and McGee.

[aamir543Participant]

 OK, here it is, the trade you offered me was KD for Curry, Monroe, and Amare.

We’ll replace Amare with Nene, and we have a deal.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

…

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Throwing in those two is inconsewuential.  I would just drop Smith and maybe another player who is only slightly worse than Lopez.

Have you played NBA fantsy before?

[aamir543Participant]

I’m assuming that’s a no, I’ll throw in Brook Lopez and JR Smith too.

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Thank you

[aamir543Participant]

^I actually do get it. My job is not to make your team better, it’s to make mine better. 

You are severely underating my players, but that’s your job too, lol.

My final offer Durant for Curry, Monroe, and Stoudemire, the same offer you offered me.

I accepted it, done deal. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AAMIR!  THAT IS HOW YOU NEGOTIATE! HAHAHA.

(BTW, if you reneg this trade just to annoy me, it won’t matter because I’ll still be way ahead of you.  So be classy and accept it)

[I May Be WrongParticipant]

 Hey, if you guys are in the LLperez league, any offers for Blake Griffin? I’m looking to move him for some solid players in return since the injury bug has depleted my team over the past couple of weeks. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I offered you Gerald Wllace and Mo Williams for Griffin

[aamir543Participant]

In the LL league, I’ll look into IMBW. You and Proud Gramps are fighting it out for the third spot, lol. I’m hovering around .500. I’ll be two games under .500 after this matchup.

[aamir543Participant]

I gave up moee than I would have liked, but at the end of the day this trade will help me in several areas.

I am 2nd in Points and Field Goals made, behind you Gramps. Durant added with guys I pick up will give me an edge in those two catagories, and those two catagories make up 20% of my chase to catch you.

I’ll improve considerably in Free Throw% and Makes, I’ll close to the top but that’ll help me get mroe.

I don’t expect to move up in boards, but I don’t need to. I’m thrid there, and I have  a 150 rebound lead on the next closest team. I’m first in double doubles, and I have Parker, Lin, Cousins, Pek, and now Durant for that.

The only catagory I have been doing poorly in is wins by the players’ teams, and i was down big a month ago, I’m 2nd ro 3rd to last now, having Durant will certainly help that.

Pure value wise it’s not the best trade, but looking at my needs, it’s perfect.

[aamir543Participant]

And by the way, NEVER insult an Indian’s negotiation skills, you’ll see the worst of me if you pull that dirty trick again…………..

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

Bet you he seriously considers it

[aamir543Participant]

 ^Oh wow, and you accuse me of lowball offers.

[McDunkin]

 Lets be honest it may be the longest thread…but it aint touchin John Wall fails…ever!

[jaykateParticipant]

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[Scottoant93Participant]

Funny how Gramps tries to throw himself into the achievement of the thread when he barely contributed LMAO!! i mean Aamir probably contributed more and he got all negs haha

Lets be honest it may be the longest thread…but it aint touchin John Wall fails…ever!

This is 100% true and i think everyone who contributed would agree, even though it was pretty wierd how long it lasted(still going on right now)

[aamir543Participant]

In mid Janruary, you had a 65 point lead on me and were on cruise control with a 20 point lead on 2nd place. You haven’t slipped much, just a little, but we’ve all gained ground on you. As of now, I am just 8.5 points behind you in 3rd place, and 2nd place is just 4 points behind you. I will admit that at some point in the season it definatly looked like no one was even going to come close to you, but the field has caught. In good spirit, it looks to be a great race down the stretch, but I have more help in Russell Westbrook coming tommorow. And when we made the Durant trade, I was 300 points behind you(In the total points catagory), now it’s just 130, and I’m also closing in on Field Goals made. I look to trim the lead to 7.5 by the end of the day. Nonetheless, Good luck in the second half.

[butidonthavemoney]

"Lets be honest it may be the longest thread…but it aint touchin John Wall fails…ever!"

/

And the most fateful comment in site history was DanEboy’s:

"NBADraft.net after dark….where nonsense happens
And Quincey is sleeping"

Also in John Wall Fails Drug Test:

"damn money you pee semen, that sure is impressive."

– knicksfan7

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I really barely care about that league.  I said that when I had a huge lead at the beginning and I’m still gonna be saying it when I am holding the imaginary trophy at the end of the season.   So shaddap about it. 

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I dropped Brandon Knight (Needed to cut down on turnovers) and he was a FA for 10 days and I just picked him back up.

[aamir543Participant]

You can keep making lame and pathetic excuses but the truth is that you’re losing groung, big time.

When we made the Durant trade, I was 400 points behind you(In the total points scored catagory) I have just passed you.

As for the total rotisteree points, I have trimmed the lead to 6.

I don’t mean to act like a dick and rub it in your face every time, but it doesn’t help when you act immature all the time. 

Part of being mature is not making excuses all the time, yet being confident in what you believe in, and consistently saying that you don’t care about the leauge is just childish, as pathetic as it may be. Nonetheless, I will wish you good luck once again, in hope that you will try to act like your age.

(I did notice that Brandon Knight was on waivers, in hindsight I should’ve waived JR for him, but it’s all good, I got Drew Gooden.)

[ProudGrandpaParticipant]

I’ve been saying I don’t really care about that league since before you started gaining ground.  So it’s not an excuse, it’s a relevant fact.  Hnestly, yeah, I have been updating my roster for most every day.  So your comeback is legit.  Just saying, I really care more about the other league where I’m not in first, not in second, but in FOURTH.

And points is just one category, so who cares?

You may pass me,  but it’s not a huge deal to me.  I’m still trying to win, but I really care more about the H2H league.

[PrecociousNeophyteParticipant]

 What was John Wall fails drug test all about? I got to this site after it was deleted.

[yiajvpappaParticipant]

v

[rwozoosoaoaParticipant]

Stalker-y little bugger, aren’t ya?

[foaozoosaoParticipant]

^Ok………….

[rowm38838Participant]

first deal

[Pan TiangerParticipant]

I accepted it, done deal.

[RomiwaosaParticipant]

And points is just one category, so who cares?

[goeoovoaoosaParticipant]

 ok

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

First of all, my mediocore team made it from dead last to fluctuating between 2nd and 4th place, and in the mean time the gap between the 4 of us keeps closing.

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

Stalker-y little bugger, aren’t ya?

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

First of all, my mediocore team made it from dead last to fluctuating between 2nd and 4th place, and in the mean time the gap between the 4 of us keeps closing.

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

guy

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

Stalker-y little bugger, aren’t ya?

[coskoanvoaoParticipant]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLL

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