Ladies and gentlemen, your opening day roster for the 2005-06 Portland Trailblazers: Steve Blake Juan Dixon Jarrett Jack Darius Miles Travis Outlaw Ruben Patterson Joel Pryzbilla Zach Randolph Theo Ratliff Charles Smith Sebastian Telfair Martell Webster Not too pretty. But then, something incredible happened: GM John Nash was fired (Note to Jim Dolan – Notice…