My Friend Is Weird!

So my friend is weird as freak!

Lol I came to this dude house like I always do and he’s always in his room playing videogames and his mom for some reason always takes me up to his room which is annoying..anyway today was the usual. We went up there and his mom opened the door apparently I guess he forgot to lock the door and this dude was on his laptop watching &$#%#&@! and jerking off. His mom looked mortified, he just blankly looked straight in his moms eyes and took one last stroke. O.M.G. that **** was beyond funny I started dying on the floor and his mother told me to leave and cone back in a couple of weeks. I was thinking "Is this bitch really mad at ME for laughing at this?"

So now in P.E. whenever he shoots a jumper we yell JERGENS to throw him off LOL