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  • Posted on: Mon, 07/23/2012 - 4:02pm #42129
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    ProudGrandpa
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    It was a warm, sunny morning as Mr. ItsDwightHoward herded his fifth grade class onto the bus.  The students were happy to get a day off from classes at Public School 23 (AKA John Bryant Elementary) as they were headed on a field trip.

    "Uh-oh, McDunkin, I May Be Wrong, and Wizkid, can I trust you three to sit together back there and not get into trouble?"

    "Yesssss, Mr. ItsDwightHoward."

    Aamir tries to squeeze into a seat with McDunkin, but a swift backpack to the sternum sends the wee Indian boy to the floor.

    "Hey, Aamir, I think there’s an open seat next to DNYCE! HAHAHA!"

    Aamir sheepishly sat down on the edge of a seat whose other occupant was staring out the window, frowning, and muttering about a certain Lakers Center.

    NBANNFLGuy and Y2G had found a seat together and were busily discussing manly topics that weren’t gay at all because they were best friends and nothing more, etc, etc.

    Mr. ItsDwightHoward was taking roll call.

    "…NoMoney.  8thDeadlySin.  Paradigmn.  ProudGrandpa.  Cynthia. ScottoAnt.  M-DYMES. And FlyntFlossy.  Alrighty, let’s get on the road!"

    JoeWolf raises a sheepish hand.  "Sir?  You forgot me.  Again…"

    Mr. ItsDwightHoward takes a seat next to Parent Volunteer IndianaBasketball, as MikeyV, a textbook teacher’s pet, sits directly behind him.

    "How soon will we get there, sir? I love field trips.  I remember one time, in first grade, we took a field trip to a paint factory.  We got off the bus.  Then we walked to the gate.  Then…"

    It was 45 minutes later when MikeyV paused and said, "Hey, we’re here!"…

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  • Posted on: Mon, 07/23/2012 - 4:18pm #699486
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    The same old people, some of those guys don’t even post anymore, what about new guys like TallmanNYC, or Pulse Glazer, or Surve, or Memphis Madness, or 220, DoubleDribler, NYK2010, Hitster, Subzero, Sewok, and Allen Iverson 3. Those guys might not have very distinguished personalitites, but they’re damn good posters.

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    • Posted on: Mon, 07/23/2012 - 4:20pm #699488
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      But you said it, they don’t have distinct personalities.

      i did try toinclude newer folks like ItsDightHoward, Paradigmn, and NBANNFLGuy.

      And they’res still only 17 kids mentioned, youcan add a few more

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  • Posted on: Mon, 07/23/2012 - 4:34pm #699491
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    They had arrived at the Cox Pavillion, home of the Las Vegas Summer League.

    Mr. Dwight Howard gathered his kids inside the arena and told them the ground rules.

    "Ok guys, stick closely together, be kind and respect—— where’s Rudeboy?!"

    The rest of the class feverishly looked around and Mr. Dwight Howard ran off looking for him. Fortunatly he didn’t have to go far—– and made it in time, Rudeboy was making Googly-eyes with the Laker girls, bad things were meant to happen. When Mr.Dwight Howard got back to the kids, he noticed half of them were gone.

    "WTF Where did everyone go!"

    "Well, you see," started Memphis Madness, "Proud Grandpa saw Kyrylo Fesenko and chased him into the Pacers lockeroom, Y2G and Lerin Erin followed, McDunkin and IMBW saw Adam Morrison and stalked him into the Bathroom, Aamir and Surve saw Daryl Morey and followed him to the Gm’s lounge, and Leroy went to go order Pizza Rolls, but we saw him go down the escalators so who knows where he went."

    "OH NO!" Yelled It’s Dwight Howard, sweat pouring down his back. "My reputation is going to be ruined!"

    "You’re name has  Dwight Howard in it" quipped Subzero, "That speaks for itself"

    Mr. It’s Dwight Howard and the rest of the kids went looking for the runaways

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