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  • #24375
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    McDunkin

    To celebrate the release of the 2 mixtapes he wrote during his time in the pen(Under Solomon Alibis "More Length than Skillz" record company) I decided it was time that this giant lyricist got the attention/respect he deserves.

    So feel free to post your favorite songs or lyrics from the two soon to be classics

     

     

     

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  • #466044
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    butidonthavemoney

    Krefty ballin’ like a baby

    Krefty gettin’ monies

    Krefty gonna take it from you

    Krefty don’t say please

    Krefty rap like J Phoenix

    Krefty puking out rhymes

    Krefty take it to the hole

    Snows where the Sun don’t shine

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  • #466077
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    A for effort…  but then again I’m an easy grader.   How’ve you been doing?

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  • #466085
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    butidonthavemoney

    Thou cannot even FATHOM the intricacies of my ingenious wordplay and lyricism.

    PurpleMonkey – I’ve been bien. Haven’t seen you around in a while though. If you have a Facebook let me know. That way we can keep in touch.

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  • #466190
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    PurpleMonkeyDishwasher
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    Yes…    I’m on facebook.   Sounds like a plan.  Search through my info page.

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  • #608467
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    McDunkin

    A diss for our own NoMoney from Young Kreftys next mixtape

    "The Blocks are hot"

    Young Krefty didnt want to be in your blog

    You’re just jealous he got more hops than a frog

    Try to drive him and you will get stopped like a DUI

    Try to be a slasher and the blocks will fly

    They call him Krefty the snowman (Chyea!)

    it could because he has all that ice on his hand

    or it could be because he has that white in his hand(Brrr!)

    (and i aint talkin about his peachey tan)

    With the ice no one is bolder

    the dude is colder than a polar bears shoulder.

     

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  • #608503
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    butidonthavemoney

    Krefty is a nobody.

    Daniel Miller is the new harpoon. And this nation, this nation is just a helpless whale, causually galloping alongside his floaty ship-boat. Daniel "Ishmael" Miller! YES! HAHAHAHA!

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    I think I need to get some sleep, but thanks for pulling this topic back up. The rap I wrote up there is just one of the many classic songs I’ve written in my career as a NBADraft.net poster. If you have the time, can you pull up Luke Babbitt’s "I Got High (At the Combine)" or my Ron Artest freestyle? Thanks.

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  • #608611
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    McDunkin

    Krefty dont play hes the mutha freakin best

    He will Say FSU minus the s

    because he knows hes the greatest

    Ask his local pd

    he aint scared to traffic that white in his booty

    It may have cost him a few years and a scholy to UAB

    But he aint worried because now he is blockin for free

    His white is as white as Frosty

    he will have you thinkin he is breakin bad with Jesse (lets get it!)

    He makes a living off of snow like he a snowboarder

    Makes those deals while he is benched in the 4th quarter

    Krefty the Snowman is who he be

    he might get drafted if there wasnt jus 2 rounds but 3

    Bring it to the middle and you will see

    the immovable force that they call Krefty

     

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  • #621816
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    McDunkin

    A sample from the first single of of his latest album

     

     

     

    Krefty dont let you take shots like you’re his designated driver

    He will figure out a way to stop you, he is like a zone d MacGyver

    His d is pro level and his hustle couldnt get smarter

    ladies dont even care if his jumper is uglier than Sean Carter

    He runs Florida who the F*** is Lebron

    And compared to him…d-wade is softer than Boshs Tampon

    You think he is pale, wait until you see the stuff that he’s moving

    One hit will make you think Kareem Rush is singing…yeah, that sh*t is that soothing

    he gets the crowd as hype as mikeyv at a Oregon convention

    or almost as crunk as TLI at a American Idol 15 and under audition.

     

     

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  • #622122
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    butidonthavemoney

    You should recite a few of these Krefty raps on that podcast QHaynes and JNixon-Iggy9 are always talking about.

    Might land a record deal.

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  • #622144
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    ProudGrandpa
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    NO ONE ON THIS SITE WHO TRIES TO WRITE A RAP IS GOOD AT IT.  EVEN MCBASED.

    Sacrilege, I know, but it’s the truth.

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  • #622145
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    FastAndFurious
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     7-1 rapper lol thats wadup, do yo thang boi!

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  • #710287
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    eyoxsoowao
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    I like

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  • #719726
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    bbooke
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    That’s important because with Antawn Jamison (Lakers) and Anthony Parker (retirement) gone, the Cavs needed to find perimeter threats — particularly once Waiters and Irving get in the lane, draw double-teams and kick it to spotted-up teammates.

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